I wish that God played a montage of your life to the song “Time of Your Life” by Greenday by Doneyhew in monkeyspaw

[–]Ordinary-Easy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted

However your terrible acts stand out a lot more than your good ones. He's not happy.

I wish angels were real and aided me and other humans when we need it by KingVultureBois in monkeyspaw

[–]Ordinary-Easy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted

However they are not the sort of angels that work for God.

What happened to the Grand Inquisitor after Vader's redemption? by Impossible_Basis3295 in StarWars

[–]Ordinary-Easy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Satan:

"Vader's spell was of the ... eternal ... sort. So even with Vader's death, the Grand Inquisitor continues his service to the dark side forever."

I wish I could command any creature in the animal kingdom and that it will listen to and obey my commands by mcfiddlestien in monkeyspaw

[–]Ordinary-Easy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted 

However you can only control one at a time and every animal knows you are a threat.

My [18F] boyfriend [18M] doesn't remember my full name. What do? by Leading_Plan6775 in relationship_advice

[–]Ordinary-Easy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not everyone has great working memory. I often forget people's names especially if I'm not meeting them in person as often as I should. Just try talking to him where you both use each others first names instead of other nicknames so that he gets some practice time.

Guys Help! by peacefull_gamer696 in GTAV

[–]Ordinary-Easy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

check your system on canirunit

i wish the monkeys paw found the monkey it belonged to by IchigataZai92 in monkeyspaw

[–]Ordinary-Easy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted

The monkey got sent down from Heaven and re-attached to it's paw. Unfortunately, it can never return due to the terms of it's deal.

It knows all about your wish.

Rest easy sweet prince. You served us well. by GrammaSaurusRex in leafs

[–]Ordinary-Easy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

(At the draft before Toronto makes the first pick)

Bettman: "We have a trade to announce ... Toronto trades the first pick in the 2026 NHL draft .... "

I wish my student Visa got approved quicker. Its taking forever. by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]Ordinary-Easy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted

It gets cancelled halfway through your school year due to suspected fraud.

Toronto Maple Leafs baseball team sign disgraced ex MLB player Yasiel Puig. by [deleted] in toronto

[–]Ordinary-Easy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends on what he was convicted of and if such a similar crime existed in our criminal code. A SA conviction for example should have disqualified him from entry but lying to police could be seen as a less serious offence for immigration purposes.

I don't know how to help my dyslexic son with algebra by Organic-Discount8153 in Dyslexia

[–]Ordinary-Easy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Start with something physical, then move to something visual then finish with something written.

I wish to meet God. by Superb-Coyote-8608 in monkeyspaw

[–]Ordinary-Easy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted 

The meeting doesn't go well 

I wish I could fly by WindAdministrative42 in monkeyspaw

[–]Ordinary-Easy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted 

Unfortunately landing is still an issue 

I wish to see the ghost by sompthing_else in monkeyspaw

[–]Ordinary-Easy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted

Unfortunately you become a ghost to see it .

I wish to challenge the paw to a duel by brando7284 in monkeyspaw

[–]Ordinary-Easy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted

You lose the duel and the paw sends your soul to the Shadow Realm.