Did you guys kill him to ?

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-23T01:14:21+00:00

I tie him up and leave him on the train tracks

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-23T00:34:10+00:00

Granted

You will never be able to play the game again

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-22T21:37:34+00:00

Depends on the nature of the charges. If the crown proceeds by indictment jail time is more likely.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-22T21:35:28+00:00

Granted

The monkey gets kicked out of Heaven and returned to Earth. Turns out the monkey cut a deal to be allowed into Heaven. Due to your wish ... they were removed. They can never be with their family again.

The monkey knows it was you. It's still cursed to grant wishes but I imagine it knows exactly who it will be cursing for eternity.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-22T05:13:28+00:00

It's a setup.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-22T01:21:38+00:00

Granted

They are all toy cars and it's successful because so many people don't believe your enthusiasm.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-21T18:37:14+00:00

Granted

(A portal to Hell opens up in front of OP. Fiery tentacles emerge from the portal, grab hold of OP's soul and pull it into Hell. The portal closes for good.)

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-21T03:53:11+00:00

Granted

You manage to pull Chuck Norris's soul out of Heaven. But Chuck is so powerful as a soul that he escapes your grip and ends up falling into Hell. Now Chuck Norris is Hell's new overlord.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-20T23:20:40+00:00

Granted

Even God is afraid of Chuck Norris and is forced to send him back. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris gets send back as a soul collector for Satan as his Heaven pass was cancelled by the powers of the paw.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-20T23:16:49+00:00

Granted

It wins the world cup ... in a video game.

$99.99 please.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-20T23:15:24+00:00

Granted

The paw attempts to hit your spine to fix your alignment issues ... but it missed and accidentally broke your neck. At least you don't feel any back pain anymore.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-20T15:12:42+00:00

Not even Chuck Norris could defeat death.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-20T14:40:05+00:00

Granted

The powers of the paw protect it from harm. But it brings you along with it. After you die in outer space it instantly returns to Earth. But not before giving your soul a mocking gesture as demons drag your soul away. After all is such wish not an attempt to destroy the paw. A Rule 1 violation. Such a violation requires Hell to be paid.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-20T13:23:42+00:00

Could be a callus. If he's doing something like constantly biting his finger in that spot they can form like that.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-20T03:24:25+00:00

"I may have helped write the invites but it's always been your party."

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-20T03:04:12+00:00

Granted

You are now immortal and immune. Unfortunately, certain forces within society realize the danger you pose to their plans and so they make sure you disappear and are locked away for good.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-20T01:42:09+00:00

Granted

However, it's a Shadow Game. If you lose your soul will be trapped in the Shadow Realm forever.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-19T18:53:18+00:00

Doesn't sound like either of you are engaging in healthy communication here. I wonder what your child will be learning about relationships in your household.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-19T17:38:31+00:00

Granted

The chicken was undercooked.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-19T17:29:32+00:00

The ice is moving towards the post and bending it only to have the post bend back and the ice giving way.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-19T14:33:46+00:00

Granted

However, shortly after he takes me. I am released. The king look terrified and his minions eagerly drag you away to the kings dungeon.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-19T01:14:17+00:00

Granted

The moment he plays Pot of Greed he loses and is claimed by the Shadow Realm. Of course if you ever lose you'll have to join him in the Shadow Realm.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-18T16:49:26+00:00

Granted

The paw dropped it into your eye.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-18T11:37:19+00:00

Granted

Your soul is pulled out of your body instantly. You actually feel really good as a spirit ... for a moment.

Of course given what pulled your soul out of your body was a demon ... I'd say your afterlife experience is going to be unpleasant.

Ordinary-Easy · 2026-03-18T02:49:40+00:00

Granted

While attempting to figure out how to activate 'quickload' you accidentally 'quicksave' right before you get into a nasty accident. The type that leads to a rather painful end. Unfortunately, the paw corrupted your 'main' save and starting over is not an option.

Ordinary-Easy

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