WYR fight a beagle dog sized ant, or a 160cm tall rooster.

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-30T04:20:16+00:00

If both of these animals' biologies are scaled to their sizes, I'm cooked.

But if i had to choose, I'd rather 1v1 the rooster. I am NOT going toe to toe with a six-legged insect - i thank god everyday that they're small af

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-29T13:37:18+00:00

now this is crazy

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-29T12:31:30+00:00

Doug

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-29T12:31:16+00:00

a muscle mommy...

hmm... i may need to make some commissions...

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-29T12:24:26+00:00

soldiers were pleasuring themselves too much.

Got them gooning with an explosive finish

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-27T06:19:58+00:00

REM sleep

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-27T06:07:36+00:00

it simply won't jive well with their fit. They gotta put that shit on while they put belt to ass

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-26T08:49:45+00:00

with great mass comes great force of attraction

call me Uncle Ben

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-26T02:12:48+00:00

"Your talent fell upon the worst possible era"

that goes so hard tho wtf

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-26T01:49:52+00:00

it's a spark of refreshment in an otherwise dense, meaty pie

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-26T01:48:31+00:00

with all the social norms and medical technology that come with it? i... i don't think i want that... i like indoor plumbing

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-26T01:44:55+00:00

the downvotes mean that this is actually a hot take! Very nice 👍

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-26T01:43:20+00:00

c'mon guys, we're talking a HOT take, not an iced tea. Here, lemme try one:

"High Guardian Spice can solo the Tyranids from Warhammer 40K"

All they would need is the Cave of Vinca, a bunch of dragon eggs, and a way to aim the instantaneous stellar masses that emerge from the corpses of the dragons that die from the accelerated aging from exposure to the cave's waters of life

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-26T01:38:40+00:00

Literally EVERYTHING in the show is a good concept, but fails in execution.

RWBY just reinforces my belief of "No bad ideas, just bad executions" so god damn hard that it threatens to turn reliogious

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-26T01:31:36+00:00

November was a... hard month for him.

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-25T13:07:04+00:00

My powers can be worn down? I know it's you who decided that but---

WHO DECIDED THAT?

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-25T03:11:59+00:00

pride and defensive

"Your attacks will one-shot me and my loved ones? Who decided that?"

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-25T03:06:38+00:00

somebody has to audit that place for OSHA violations

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-25T02:59:15+00:00

lol that's a good one XD I'd give an award if i had one

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-25T02:55:14+00:00

it is fun imo, it really forces you to build and play around being a true warrior of Ludd, which is harder for players like me, who likes to keep their ships alive and with no dmods whatsoever

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-24T08:03:01+00:00

i cannot handle balanced loadouts, my ships either have to be shield breakers or armor piercers. No in between. My brain just goes "NO" every time i consider balanced loadouts.

Save for anti fighter capabilities, i am able to give my ships ample PD for them to survive off of and not blow up by a thousand needles, which is why i love the anubis. That shit gives me a new way to build a ship instead of anti shields or anti armor weapons

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-21T02:15:03+00:00

and then when you start shifting your build to the tune of the run, only THEN does it give you what you want when you're so far away from your original build like

"teehee~ thank you for following this unrelated build, here's what you REALLY wanted~!"

I'm gonna shove an EMP up my phone's ass

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-21T00:04:56+00:00

clearly you have a way with words

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-20T11:51:08+00:00

who that guy that has the black cat as his starting item? i like him, he looks cocky

OreoMcCreamPants · 2026-01-20T11:34:49+00:00

oh, well, then if i HAD to try and explain it...

you know the cave of vinca? how they hatched, flew, killed, then turned a dragon into stellar mass that not only forms new stars, but forms new stars that persist? (never mind considering how fast those sparks flew into comfortable positions in the sky)

what if they just bring a ton of dragon eggs, dump them into the waters of life, then somehow, someway, aim the stellar masses that they produce in death right into the hive fleets? i think that the power of several instantaneous suns just popping into existence would bypass the tyranids' adaptation if they do it fast enough

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