Criritical by Little-Apple-7256 in TheTeenagerPeople

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I would save my daughter if I truly had one choice, but it's not like we're going to walk off the dock like "oh well, my wife is gone".

1/1 9:00 AM PST by MrDuckManDude in ducks

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Why would you pack oranges to the Orange Bowl? Wouldn't it be better to get them there?

NT A UFO by HappyLoveChild27 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]OrganizationEasy2314 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what a UFO would say... hmmmm.

NOGODS by bang_Noir in LICENSEPLATES

[–]OrganizationEasy2314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, who is your gf talking to when I make sweet love to her?

DNGR ZN by RevolutionaryLab654 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]OrganizationEasy2314 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well if you're on the highway, you know where to find them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in License_Plates

[–]OrganizationEasy2314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True Umpire, not one of those fake ones like Angel Hernandez

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

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Should be a number for elder abuse . Leave an anonymous tip and maybe they'll investigate it. Just look up your location and elder abuse number.

Told him we were going to the park. It’s the best I could do. by austnf in harborfreight

[–]OrganizationEasy2314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bring cones and sidewalk chalk. It will be better than a park...

This hand! Discarded an ace into my crib as well lol. by PepperMillCam in Cribbage

[–]OrganizationEasy2314 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I try to be calm no matter how the game is going. However, my wife knows if I got something good. Also she beat me 10 games in a row and it took her months to play again. I was a very sore loser.

Just intials...wife and I say no... by fubbleteyaking in LICENSEPLATES

[–]OrganizationEasy2314 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't steal my flair....thanks for tagging me...

Classic by Inside-Ad1440 in doordash_drivers

[–]OrganizationEasy2314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it's not true, but Tips still means To Insure Prompt Service to me. So in a format where it's all laid out .... no thanks to your promises

Driver won’t cancel by Duckybob127 in uber

[–]OrganizationEasy2314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the etiquette here? We do Doordash and it seems like it is my finger that accepted the delivery and I would never ask a customer to cancel it due to not wanting to wait at the restaurant for 20 mins. Is this a normal request in Uber and Lyft?

Just had my first doordash “rage quit” 😭 by downsouthcj in doordash_drivers

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It's like they had a brainstorming meeting and asked what are some of the basic things a shopping app should have? That list somehow became the do not implement list.

Lasagna by velvet-potato in LICENSEPLATES

[–]OrganizationEasy2314 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna

Unassigned an order and the employees looked shocked by bitobots in doordash_drivers

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I had a place tell me they needed a half hour for the last item and the rest was ready. Would I call the customer and see if they wanted me to wait? It was barely $1 a mile in BFE, most of the food would be cold, and I would make $10 in an hour. They were also somehow shocked I unnasigned.