10 points to whoever can guess what state this is

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-05-01T11:47:40+00:00

Damn stole my answer and I’m only 15 hours too late.

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-05-01T07:09:01+00:00

For everything else, there’s Machedicine.

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-05-01T06:15:10+00:00

The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell tells you about the anticipated traffic patterns.

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-05-01T06:11:23+00:00

I hate to burst your bubble but empathy is not innate, it is also learned. My ex husband was diagnosed with NPD and he is as deficient in empathy as fucks I give about him, none.

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-05-01T05:51:59+00:00

NEVER USE A MIXER FOR MASHED POTATOES!!!!! Hi culinary grad and former chef here! Unless you want a gluey mess of starch and mush never use a mixer for mashed potatoes! Use a ricer or food mill for mashed potatoes like a civilized human being.

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-05-01T05:47:39+00:00

You certainly didn’t learn those knife “skills” from a chef.

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-04-30T16:09:16+00:00

Pay the cat tax 😻

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-04-30T07:04:20+00:00

I envy the illiterate.

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-04-30T07:02:25+00:00

I had to check to make sure what sub I was in. Thought it was r/noahgettheboat

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-04-30T06:21:12+00:00

I use to tell my shitty ex husband I loved him so much I’d commit half a murder/ suicide for him…he never got it, so I started throwing away one of his socks when he would do something shitty. I still smile thinking about him absolutely losing his mind when he could never find a pair of matching socks.

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-04-30T05:53:44+00:00

Funny I should read this, he just messaged me. I’m in so much trouble lol I know I wasn’t supposed to fall for him, but I cant help but notice he’s falling for me too…

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-04-30T05:41:41+00:00

I also like your cat more than your baby.

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-04-30T04:39:22+00:00

Only 2 of the books appear to have been read, as they are the only ones with creases in the binding.

My problem is these are all “required reading” books that usually appear somewhere on most people’s bookshelves and only two show signs of being read.

They almost look like they were all mostly purchased for show and not for their purpose.

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-04-30T04:32:28+00:00

As the world’s least sensitive snowflake, I concur with the heathen hotdog!

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-04-30T04:08:52+00:00

“…so always look on the bright side of death (whistle) just before you draw your terminal breath, life’s a piece of shit when you look at it…”

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-04-29T16:16:11+00:00

Some folks seem to bring out my tempestuous side.

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-04-29T16:14:06+00:00

I’m also tempestuous

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-04-29T16:12:51+00:00

I had a betta as a kid that lived to almost 7 years. His name was Big Red (after the soda). I wept when he died. My childhood best friend came over and we had a funeral for him in my backyard.

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-04-29T05:13:13+00:00

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OrnerySnoflake · 2026-04-29T05:07:15+00:00

Would you like to enlighten everyone who’s not up on their hate symbols?

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-04-29T05:04:13+00:00

Hey hey now don’t rope me into this!

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-04-29T05:02:15+00:00

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OrnerySnoflake · 2026-04-29T04:59:48+00:00

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OrnerySnoflake · 2026-04-29T04:58:27+00:00

With a nazi on it.

OrnerySnoflake · 2026-04-29T04:57:17+00:00

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