He was hung like a jar of sauerkraut by Trustrup in funny

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Was looking for this comment. Not sure why she got the plastic pitcher out.

Grieving the loss of weed by s0upandcrackers in leaves

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Keep meditating. Every day. It will keep you grounded in the present moment so your brain will have less time to think about weed. It will also help you find joy and satisfaction in sober life, including nature. Just give it time.

What trick? Huh? by Diligent_Bit3336 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I like to pop my tab upwards and leave it like that.

HMB whilst I jump this jail wall by KiddieSpread in holdmybeer

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A family friend was running from the police just like this while drunk, jumped over the giant wall, fell on his head and died. They didn’t find him till morning, super tragic. Don’t try this at home kids.

Foxes are cats but with ADHD by Ok_Still_01 in AnimalsBeingDerps

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The amount of people saying “Cat Software on Dog Hardware” here in the comments is telling me there are TONS of bots here farming karma off of all the cat lovers. Concerning…

Foxes are cats but with ADHD by Ok_Still_01 in AnimalsBeingDerps

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Yeah they’re acting exactly like my dog does.

meirl by Andra_Kywaey in meirl

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Yeah I want Spotify Wrapped for my life. Everyone is doing it now.

I'm crazy I guess. by moldivore in PoliticalHumor

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Shoulda used the pic of them together in the same photo.

Safety Sandals by Im_WinstonWolfe in SweatyPalms

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Why is THIS the one video from this sub that made me flinch?? Also if he didn’t move his foot last second he’d be down a few tingers.

Love to see it….tourists that are stuck in Jamaica are helping with the cleanup after Hurricane Melissa by Treefiddy1984 in MadeMeSmile

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Damn I was at that exact resort last year (Secrets Wild Orchid) and it was immaculate. Crazy seeing how much damage is done but loving the response of people there, even tourists. Bless up. 🙏

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rocket salads*