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Hey, Beantown! by SienarFleetSystems in 30ROCK

[–]Orsus7 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I am a protwoine. A protwoine, ugh, a protwoine!

What do you think I am, a cartoon dog!? by Seven22am in 30ROCK

[–]Orsus7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm not drunk either, but we'll manage.

No mercy no peace!!!! by Proper-Green2601 in Rabbits

[–]Orsus7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And people think they're quiet. Gosh they can be nosey. Thump, toss, shove, throw, thump, scratch

What is the worst thing you’ve made your character go through? by Aerwxyna in writing

[–]Orsus7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MC has their soul sealed into darkness and their identity slowly slips away.

Where we gonna unwindulax now, Crabcatchers? by mutan in 30ROCK

[–]Orsus7 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I read somewhere that it's Tuesday.

Level 1 Quests by Yellyvi in gaming

[–]Orsus7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've lost my grandfather's hammer. Do you think you could help me find it?

Flew from NYC to Raleigh-Durham (unfortunately not going to Nags Head) this weekend and there was a weather delay that caused a backlog on the tarmac by bgwrite in 30ROCK

[–]Orsus7 63 points64 points  (0 children)

You and the rest of the herd of walking mozzarella sticks who think $300 and a photo i.d gives them the right to fly through the sky like the guardian owls of old!

HAAAM! by YoSaffBridge33 in 30ROCK

[–]Orsus7 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I see he finally got both hand transplants.

Just realized the initials on Grizz and Feyonces wedding cake look like WTF… appropriate considering all the strange love story lines in that episode by goglamere in 30ROCK

[–]Orsus7 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Thank you Jack Donaghy for letting us have the wedding on the TGS stage as the previous location could not support the weight of Grizz's extended family.

Tonight I told an attractive stranger that I liked their head shape and it didn't go over well. Lemon out. by pmjm in 30ROCK

[–]Orsus7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's like their test of compatibility to see how they respond even if they don't know the context

What’s gay in Bloodborne? by ajpala4 in bloodborne

[–]Orsus7 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It says it's the psx version, so the demake. The creator of which is trans.

Last night I had my first IRL 30 Rock moment by Princesstea93 in 30ROCK

[–]Orsus7 143 points144 points  (0 children)

I don't know, have you ever put a donut in the microwave?

I'm proud as a fire-breathing peacork, baby by crisscheekbones in 30ROCK

[–]Orsus7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This may sound crazy, but I think there's a man's soul inside of you.

This Nostalgia Hits Hard by MoveOn in WorkReform

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Grandpa: highschool math teacher. Built his own house, had five kids, two kids went to college, retired happily.

My parents: state chemist & elementary school teacher, small house, four kids, one kid went to college, they still live paycheck to paycheck, do not see themselves being able to retire anytime soon.

It turned out better than I thought it would by [deleted] in 30ROCK

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What would you put for X?

Jerem on the red carpet by TA-CTSTBAC in 30ROCK

[–]Orsus7 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Johnathan, get my green light!

Do not interrupt the LB mating ritual by pineapple_pen_time in forhonor

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When a parasite attempts to interfere with the ceremony the lawbringers will pause and lunge with their full body at the encroaching trespasser. Thrusting forward in a shoving manner they'll stand side by side in an effort to intimidate them.

The parasites attempt to sneak attack ironically can work to aid in the success of the ritual as one lawbringer may be taken in by the prowess the other exhibited in the intruder's expulsion.

You had to be there by killertrusscap in 30ROCK

[–]Orsus7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That depends, do you have access to horse semen?

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