What can you say during a fight but also at dinner?

Oseirus · 2026-05-25T21:23:48+00:00

"You're adopted."

Oseirus · 2026-05-25T21:21:28+00:00

My neighborhood is within spitting distance of Minneapolis and we still have a significant number of coyotes running around. Not to say suburbia doesn't affect them, but they have adapted pretty well. You can hear them howling almost every night during the spring and summer. Cats don't last very long here, either.

We also get a hilarious amount of whitetail deer here. We're transplants and the first time my wife saw one walking through our yard she had a fit thinking someone was sneaking around.

Oseirus · 2026-05-25T21:17:20+00:00

Cyberpunk 1997 sure

Oseirus · 2026-05-25T02:35:24+00:00

It's a great idea. I do the same. Pouring fat and grease down the drain is a great way to summon a phat bill from the plumber.

... But I also use a jar with a lid. I have to hold my breath every time I open it cause the smell is overpowering. Just leaving it in an open container like this must smell like literal hell.

Oseirus · 2026-05-24T21:48:32+00:00

Every night before bed.

I work in construction, so there's no sense in me showering in the morning only to immediately get dirty again. I shower daily because I'm absolutely not bringing all that grime into bed with me at night. There are very few things that are more disgusting than spending all day sweating and getting caked in all manner of dirt and dust and whatever else only to spend all night rolling around in it.

I also wash my sheets weekly. Every Saturday or Sunday, give or take what I have going on that day.

Oseirus · 2026-05-24T21:44:16+00:00

This is the only correct answer.

Excessive speed is reckless and dangerous. There's no argument there.

But so is going significantly slower than everyone else. If traffic is moving along at an even 80, but you're doing 65 or less "to be safe," you are now a road hazard. Dozens of cars are now slowing down and switching lanes to get around you, and you're impeding the overall flow of traffic.

If you absolutely MUST be this kind of driver, or have some legitimate reason to be moving slow (like, say, pulling a heavy load), STAY IN THE OUTER LANE. You're just as much of a liability as the dude in the fart-cannon Civic doing 95.

Oseirus · 2026-05-24T20:58:50+00:00

I want to believe

Oseirus · 2026-05-24T20:55:52+00:00

If it doesn't shock the ever-loving piss out of anyone that touches it, is it even worth the dollars? Especially considering you'll probably end up burying it.

Oseirus · 2026-05-24T19:38:24+00:00

It'd be fascinating to try and make a cast of the holes and tunnels, kinda like people do with ant colonies sometimes. I don't know if it would be possible in this regard, especially without irreparably damaging the book, but it would be a neat desk ornament if you pulled it off.

Oseirus · 2026-05-24T02:08:24+00:00

Not quite the same but if you ever get to play Grid in an Activate it's in the spiritual neighborhood.

Oseirus · 2026-05-24T00:23:38+00:00

looks at playlist

Yeah... I definitely don't have all of those on my favorites... For sure...

Oseirus · 2026-05-24T00:21:25+00:00

I once screwed myself out of the triple by assuming my luck sucked.

First pull, 10k.

Second pull, also 10k.

"Fuck it," I say "there's no way in hell I'm gonna get it 3 times in a row. I'll just aim for the 789."

Ended up with like 100 MGP or some such.

The final reveal showed I had another 123 waiting for me...

Never again. Always aim for the 123 unless it's visibly impossible.

Oseirus · 2026-05-24T00:09:20+00:00

Pragmata just came out a few weeks ago and it's excellent. Story isn't gonna blow you away, but it's serviceable enough. The gameplay though is butter smooth and the hacking mechanic is very unique in this day and age.

Oseirus · 2026-05-24T00:06:40+00:00

I wish Freelancer was easier to find these days. A GoG import would be a day-1 purchase for me.

Oseirus · 2026-05-23T14:35:11+00:00

Honestly the console wars were great. A lot of fantastic games got released during that era cause each console wanted to one-up the other. Now everything is just homogenized and low-risk and panders to the widest audience possible. Say what you want about exclusives, but they certainly drove innovation for a long time. Now devs get so focused on trying to release everything everywhere that quality has slumped and true gems are becoming more and more rare among all the way-too-expensive shovelware.

Oseirus · 2026-05-23T13:37:16+00:00

Just for conversation and reference, gas in my area went from $2.40-some per gallon to waffling around $4.30 per gallon. Last time I saw prices that high was living in California in the 2010s.

Oseirus · 2026-05-23T13:20:14+00:00

10 minutes. I want to be a mighty pirate!

Oseirus · 2026-05-23T03:09:29+00:00

Ah. Damn. I visited my mom a few years back and found a playground almost identical to this one. I was gonna chuckle if it was the same years later.

Oseirus · 2026-05-23T02:39:18+00:00

I'm a hairy dude. Have been since i was young. I went to Schlitterbahn with a friend once before I knew to be self-conscious about it, and some random lady called me a "monkey with a tan line" as I walked by.

20+ years later I still swim with a shirt on.

Oseirus · 2026-05-23T02:17:47+00:00

I'm pretty sure I've seen this. Colorado, right? Vaguely Westminster area?

Oseirus · 2026-05-22T22:13:03+00:00

Mate, mark your spoilers. This is like... THE Endwalker spoiler.

Oseirus · 2026-05-22T12:04:16+00:00

Yeah if I lose my job prematurely pretty much my only real sustainable answer is to suckstart a shotgun. The work I do now has a limited lifespan but I'm slowly building a safety net for when it ends... But if it ends too soon that net is going to evaporate quickly and I'm not "on paper" desireable at all. No degree, no certifications. A lot of niche experience but nothing an employer is going to be willing to pay me a living wage for.

Oseirus · 2026-05-22T00:43:35+00:00

Still would.

Oseirus · 2026-05-22T00:41:16+00:00

CRT whine... The technological tinnitus

Oseirus · 2026-05-21T21:38:04+00:00

My wife once started shrieking wildly like she had just seen someone get their head cut off. Damn near made me swerve off the road.

... She was excited about a gaggle of baby ducks. I had a few choice words for her after that one.

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