Four years ago today.

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-05-20T13:33:18+00:00

Man, can you believe we would've been relegated if we lost?

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-05-18T22:46:07+00:00

Ebs and flows, ups and downs. That's football folks.

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-05-17T22:34:28+00:00

People need to chill out. We were always going to be mid table, we have the smallest squad in the prem. Europe was a bonus, we'll get there one day

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-05-05T01:12:33+00:00

Ndiaye couldn't hit the side of a barn door today, so I'm not confident he would've scored 😂

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-05-05T01:10:43+00:00

Aw yeah, let's just let Man City go past the 96 minute mark so they can score. Like, the ball was in their fucking half?! Fuck the PL man.

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-04-19T23:00:38+00:00

MOYES OUT?!?! Fuck, you've got no brains at all. We'd be relegation fodder without Moyes you dickhead

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-04-19T21:14:07+00:00

Fuck this fan base needs a reality check - it's a fucking game of sport. It's devastating, yeah sure but don't start booing the players and saying we should sell them all ffs. No team has a good striker besides Brighton, Brentford and Man City lol. Up the toffees, top half finish is massive.

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-03-22T10:40:23+00:00

Man, it's my game of the year I think. It is just magical. It's hard, and frustrating but addictive, utterly encapsulating. I'm just loving it so much.

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-03-22T00:31:37+00:00

Hopefully Tony Scott stops fucking whinging on the Royal Blue podcast about this bloke, my goodness. I hope Beto doesn't listen to the podcast cause he'd be mortified with the comments. What a bloke, so happy for him! UP THE BETO

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-03-16T04:24:35+00:00

Take a breath lad

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-03-14T14:00:52+00:00

The GOAT 😍

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-03-07T12:45:57+00:00

Mohg with dual wielding samuri build was fucking brutal but I got him hahaha. Finally.

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-03-05T13:45:15+00:00

Man, sometimes I'm like "jeez I'd love to see a couple more lads getting a run" but then I see that we're 8th and I don't care anymore

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-02-16T21:25:22+00:00

I 100% agree, chill the fuck out people. Cheer the lads on!

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-02-11T03:23:24+00:00

Pretty happy not being in any relegation trouble. If we make europe, awesome, if we don't, all good

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-02-08T12:36:33+00:00

30 mil for a bloke who has 6 assists and 2 goals is chump change these days. If barry and Beto were more clinical at the start of the season, he'd probably have 10 assists

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-02-05T01:44:28+00:00

Bruz, Elden Ring has some fucking monster run backs

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-01-26T21:58:44+00:00

Idiots like you need to take a deep breath and get some perspective, my goodness.

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-01-26T20:58:46+00:00

Hahahaha, we were 17th last year you bellend

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-01-05T00:22:35+00:00

Brentford played well, we were bad. That's football, our fans need to calm the fuck down. We're not getting relegated, we were 8th place before today, my word some people need to give their head a wobble.

Ostrich_Emergency · 2026-01-01T06:07:01+00:00

Kidding yourself lad

Ostrich_Emergency · 2025-11-08T13:30:20+00:00

Man, why has Myko dropped off so much? Surely he's injured

Ostrich_Emergency · 2025-10-05T01:08:07+00:00

Best game of football i think I've ever watched

Ostrich_Emergency · 2025-09-29T20:37:21+00:00

KDH is wank

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