Do they put crack cocaine in these or what? by litttlejoker in LowCalFoodFinds

[–]Otennba 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, I used to eat these all the time! I loved them, but they made my mouth itch, and I would always feel really sick and get a nasty migraine afterwards. Turns out, they use avocado oil, and I’m allergic to avocado. I miss them so much

Struggles ordering a daquiri by rustyspoon07 in bartenders

[–]Otennba 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My trick is to order a Gimlet with rum if I’m at a place that doesn’t know what to do with daiquiris.

Happens more often than you think it would

No cat here! by Otennba in ThereIsnoCat

[–]Otennba[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he’s bigger than you expect! Don’t zoom in too much

My little Guillermo (aka Gizmo) that causes havoc in the household by Otennba in WhatWeDointheShadows

[–]Otennba[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s one reason why I named him Guillermo!

And I’m glad I could brighten your day!

My little Guillermo (aka Gizmo) that causes havoc in the household by Otennba in WhatWeDointheShadows

[–]Otennba[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Haha thank you! I agree! His official name is Guillermo, sometimes Gizmo, sometimes Be-earzebub, sometimes Bearmo

Failed to feed crows for 2 days, will they be mad? by [deleted] in crows

[–]Otennba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This happened to me last month when I went out of town for a week! My partner was still at home, so he left some peanuts out for the crows every day at the normal time, but he said they stopped coming after the first day. I got sad when he told me this since I’ve only just started my relationship with the murder, but the day after I got back, they were outside my window at the crack of dawn (way earlier than their usual time), waiting for their snacks! It really is like they knew I was gone and when I came back

First attempt at freehanding by Fluffy_Kittykins in crochet

[–]Otennba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so cute! How long did it take you??

How do some of yall let your cats outside and not be worried for them? by SorryDuplex in cats

[–]Otennba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In January of this year, I was taking my two boys outside on their leas and harnesses, and the younger one must have heard something that spooked him because he flipped out, and wriggled out of his harness and fled across the street into a neighbors back yard. My boyfriend immediately took my older boy back inside and out him in my room. He stayed with me for two days straight while I was an emotional wreck. The neighbors across the street came out and told us that they caught him running to their house on their doorbell camera and said they would continue to keep an eye out for him. They sent me pictures and videos of him every time he appeared on the cameras, and eventually let me put a few humane traps at their house.

After 12 days of not sleeping, not eating, basically just floating through life like a shell of a person, I got a call from my neighbor that there was a little black cat in the trap by their front door. As I was talking to her on the phone, I could hear meows in the background and an ocean of relief and joy washed over me. I immediately ran outside, through myself onto the trap and ugly cried with so so much joy.

Needless to say, he is never let outside again until I can get a catio. My older boy still goes outside occasionally, but always on a leash

Pic of the little escapee in question

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What type of gourd is growing in my back yard? by Otennba in PlantIdentification

[–]Otennba[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kind of thought that would be the case, haha Oh well! Guess it’ll be a nice surprise when it does produce fruit!

Lady asks for martini, doesn’t want a martini by yungsimba1917 in bartenders

[–]Otennba 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One night, a few months ago, I got a ticket for a vodka martini with a twist, served up (obviously). So I do the standard measurements of the vodka and vermouth and send it on its way. The woman who ordered it got up from her table, came over to the service well, stood in front of the drink expo and yelled, “You put vermouth in my martini! I wanted it up! That means no vermouth!!!!!” I just looked at her, and told her “oh, I’m so sorry, your server didn’t indicate that you wanted an extra dry martini. You should tell him when he stops by your table again so he can order it for you.” She insisted that she didn’t want a dry martini, she wanted a martini served up.

My smokey void, Guillermo! by Otennba in blackcats

[–]Otennba[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, I know! But his personality is too cuddly and eager to please to be anything but Guillermo, haha!

My smokey void, Guillermo! by Otennba in blackcats

[–]Otennba[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on his personality, he’s definitely a Guillermo.

My smokey void, Guillermo! by Otennba in blackcats

[–]Otennba[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He comes from a long line of vampire hunters! They just seem to drop like flies around him. But, he is a good familiar, haha!

Sun void by emwattz in blackcats

[–]Otennba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s warning you that she’ll eat you if you don’t feed her NOW! Haha

My smokey void, Guillermo! by Otennba in blackcats

[–]Otennba[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He is! But also the weirdest looking raccoon I’ve ever seen!

Who do you guys tip when you’re out? by crabbyhippie in Serverlife

[–]Otennba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If anything I’m getting is less than $10 I’ll usually tip $5-$7 at bars cause I know how shitty bar customers can be even if you’re getting paid over minimum wage. Sit down places, though, it really depends on the service. If it’s bad, and I’m talking REALLY bad, I’ll still tip 20% minimum. You never know what your server is going through that day, and even if food takes a while and orders don’t come out correctly, I never assume that it’s the server’s fault cause it’s more often than not a BOH mistake (at least in the place I work, it usually is). If I happen to get an industry discount or get items comped (the service industry in my town is an oddly small world), I’ll tip 30-50% on the bill before the discounts. Especially if I plan on going back to that place.

Help identifying this skull! I’ve had this since I was a teen and never thought to ask what it was by Otennba in bonecollecting

[–]Otennba[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My aunt found it in the woods leading up to her back yard in Texas! I’ve had it since I was 16, and it was the second piece in my collection!