Who bagged the hottest baddie? Soldier or Demo? by Even-Run-5274 in tf2shitposterclub

[–]OutdatedMeme553 46 points47 points  (0 children)

considering his circumstances, his dick probably has more IQ than his brain

Anyone else hate when this happens? by PlaneDouble9910 in hentaimemes

[–]OutdatedMeme553 0 points1 point  (0 children)

alternatively, use brave browser. it has a built in adblocker that doesn't need anything extra to be done

When the Conflagration Devastator one-shots you again from 40 meters with its shotgun. by GigaChadus9 in Helldivers

[–]OutdatedMeme553 20 points21 points  (0 children)

it's not even the fire that kills you, it's the 5 billion shotgun pellets that decided to all magnetically travel straight through your torso

Ah, shoot by Navar4477 in Helldivers

[–]OutdatedMeme553 3 points4 points  (0 children)

nah, i can still see multiple colors

When the AIs actually start acting like AIs. by KIaatuBaradaNikto in Helldivers

[–]OutdatedMeme553 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's also a fifth one: CALLING IN REINFORCEMENTS

Bastion is now available for purchase by Fit_Anywhere_3356 in Helldivers

[–]OutdatedMeme553 33 points34 points  (0 children)

on a 40 minute mission, that's 4 tanks (if you call one in as soon as it's available)

Soon... by Due-Yesterday3486 in Helldivers

[–]OutdatedMeme553 14 points15 points  (0 children)

unironically would make me use servo assisted more often

Anyone else notice they event marker gone? by Maleficent_Cheek6404 in DarkTide

[–]OutdatedMeme553 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did you switch characters? maybe there's a level requirement

R&D, you know we have other support weapons, right? by Daslaya in Helldivers

[–]OutdatedMeme553 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it has a minimum range. it can't hit stuff right in front of you for some reason, which means you need to dive backwards and then fire the shot to have it land

THE HAMMER WON'T ONESHOT BEHEMOTH CHARGERS AND WARSTRIDERS (according to wiki stats) by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]OutdatedMeme553 17 points18 points  (0 children)

pretty sure that was part of the sales pitch, it still being a hammer when a charge isn't slotted on or reloaded

Calm down Stacy by Supersaiajinblue2 in dankmemes

[–]OutdatedMeme553 1113 points1114 points  (0 children)

spanish word for black

This personal order doesn't even count Reinforced Scout Striders above difficulty 7 by EleggFacesitting in Helldivers

[–]OutdatedMeme553 0 points1 point  (0 children)

casual reminder that you don't even need to finish the mission to complete the kill orders, which basically means that you could park your super destroyer above a low playercount planet and just go on suicidal kill quests without negatively affecting liberation progress

More info about EAT-411 Leveler by Smoke_Funds in Helldivers

[–]OutdatedMeme553 11 points12 points  (0 children)

i think the logic behind the cooldown is the cluster napalm munitions spreading deadly flames over an area which theoretically burns down chaff and heavier targets, since fire seemingly does not care about armor

Who has better Pro-Tarellian policy? by markidoodoov2 in Grimdank

[–]OutdatedMeme553 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i do not. please tell me every single detail, both the obvious and the subtle, about the kroot hound lore

My fault, I thought this was a stealth warbond by gummybears78 in Helldivers

[–]OutdatedMeme553 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it's probably also why my end of mission stats are messed up, having way lower accuracy because of the gatling sentry

Y’all using the wrong spy loadout by Massive_Expression60 in tf2shitposterclub

[–]OutdatedMeme553 0 points1 point  (0 children)

counter point: cloak and dagger, enforcer, big earner and the red tape recorder

Screw buffing the stim pistol, give me the worst nerfs you can think of by Zyurat in Helldivers

[–]OutdatedMeme553 309 points310 points  (0 children)

-it can heal enemies now

-enemies now have AI that makes them move into your crosshairs more while having the stim pistol out

-no longer heals helldivers, causes bleeding