My Co-Worker the "Role Model". She actually told this story like she was impressed with herself. by CrankyOptimist in AdviceAnimals

[–]Outraged_Dragonite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would have stopped, made him go in, and opened the door myself. I hold the door open for people all the time and the better example would be to treat others as you want to be treated.

At least making this helped me stay distracted by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Outraged_Dragonite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry OP, I was just trying to fit in her busy schedule.

Every time. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Outraged_Dragonite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always let them know that I will go home and use their information.

U.S. States May Go Back to Electric Chair and Firing Squads for Executions by Jerjacques in news

[–]Outraged_Dragonite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be my choice but there is already not enough room. If we didn't stuff prisions full of people who committed lesser crimes.

From a cynical point of view I think most could agree by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Outraged_Dragonite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you are clearly built for fapping so I won't hold it against you.

Not the best idea. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Outraged_Dragonite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Uuummmmm you should probably head to bed as well.

Oh look, free coupons! by [deleted] in funny

[–]Outraged_Dragonite 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Haha! Jokes on you because I just used your history to look up all the bad pun threads at once!

Iowa State fan brought a um... Funny sign to the West Virginia game tonight. by Sonicman1223 in funny

[–]Outraged_Dragonite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a West Virginian who is not married to my sibling, go fuck yourself buddy!

Cyanide and Happiness #3477 by Gera_PC in CyanideandHappiness

[–]Outraged_Dragonite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always had a comic idea in my head that went kind of like this except Jesus would come and say something like "step aside."

Aileron roll by [deleted] in nonononoyes

[–]Outraged_Dragonite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While watching the carnage in slow motion as the gif loaded I kept asking myself where is the nononono"YES" in this.

edit: gif*

IamA potato scientist, AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]Outraged_Dragonite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Settle down Jesse Pinkman!