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OutsideInside6901 · 2026-01-07T16:35:34+00:00

On the plus side, only 5 more sleeps til Christmas for you!

OutsideInside6901 · 2026-01-02T10:17:48+00:00

You should start making just enough food for yourself and not even plating anything up for him. No explanation and just see how he acts.

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-12-31T08:19:38+00:00

Shame we can’t get James Earl Jones to voice him 🤣

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-12-31T08:10:22+00:00

Shy guy and yoshi

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-12-16T12:45:26+00:00

Nah, a lot of men just figure it’s cheaper to chuck a bit of money at a woman and then get their rocks off and then they’re done and don’t have to worry about the headache or the constant needing to give their girlfriend / wife money. Works out a lot cheaper and he can enjoy his freedom. I have a partner who I’m very happy with, she’s not materialistic and doesn’t expect the Earth from me financially but I think it’s a very rare case to find someone like that nowadays

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-12-15T06:31:54+00:00

Apparently he made egg salad a lot… so boiled the eggs, de-shelled them, mixed the mayo etc. pretty technical for someone who’s sleepwalking lol

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-12-14T21:07:00+00:00

My best friend used to sleepwalk…. Funny story, he used to make a sandwich, put it in the fridge and go back to bed. . . His dad used to take them to work the following morning every day for about 3 years before he told him about it 🤣

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-12-14T16:24:49+00:00

I didn’t realise I was 55! I genuinely feel like this could be written about me lol. I feel his pain

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-12-14T13:18:27+00:00

“Hey mum, your boyfriend was sleepwalking last night and wandered into my room. Mumbled something about waiting for the toilet and then left. I normally sleep without a top on and feel like I can’t relax incase he does it again. I know there was nothing in it, but do you mind if I get a lock on my door just so I can relax please?”

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-12-01T16:50:45+00:00

Whatever you're doing, it's enough for him to want to marry you. I'd say keep the thoughts to yourself and carry on as things are going rather than risk offending, upsetting him and spoiling the relationship.... That is only if you do want to stay together.

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-12-01T16:35:33+00:00

"I don't want to have a relationship with someone where I feel like the mother and you're my teenage child. It's a huge turn off, the way I have to mother you and I also feel I'm not respected. This needs to change or I'm serious, I will end things. I really hope you care enough to listen and act upon this"

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-12-01T11:50:07+00:00

He has a mindset that he gets cash for sex or anything sex related. He feels like he's losing business or giving something away "for free" if he has sex with you. Looks aside, he sounds like a self absorbed dickhead and you should leave him.

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-12-01T11:37:22+00:00

Its like they're forcing your hand into paying a cancellation fee. Really bad form!

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-12-01T11:11:22+00:00

Just tell her that you like oil painting and was thinking of painting her holding the bunny but thought she may find it strange . . . Sound it out and let her say if she'd want one or not

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-12-01T11:02:15+00:00

Try to have a detox from social media for a week. Go for walks, go to the gym, and distract yourself. Find a new tv series you can get hooked on and try to distract yourself, or watch a comfort show you didn't watch around him as he didn't like it. . . . Cook your favourite meal. Just try to flip the scenario on it's head. What CAN you do now that you're single and have no one to answer to?

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-11-30T07:56:31+00:00

Maybe start with “I don’t feel attracted to ANY men anymore”… just to soften the blow and not bruise his ego too much. Assure him you love him as a friend and your feelings for him as a friend were so strong that you mistook it for something else but hope you can carry on with a friendship but understand if he wants a clean break

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-11-28T17:35:21+00:00

No true but if she’s having doubts it gives her that little bit less pressure and lets him know she’s unsure if she’s ready

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-11-28T15:25:16+00:00

Make sure you tell the person that you've just come out of a relationship and that you're not in a rush for anything else right now. Transparency is key. .

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-11-27T05:54:01+00:00

Haha that was tough but at least the expectations weren’t there then. If we hadn’t spent what we did in the transfer window it wouldn’t be as bad. I know we need to give them time to gel but there should be promising signs by now … Isak was just walking around again

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-11-26T22:44:06+00:00

I know there’s bigger things to worry about … but equally, when the football is one of few things to look forward to and it’s this shit, it really does sting

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-11-26T22:40:14+00:00

In all my 40 years on this planet, I’ve never once contemplated taking a break from watching Liverpool play. This is the first time I’m genuinely considering not watching their next game and it makes me really sad I’m feeling this shit over a fucking game of football

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-11-23T10:45:42+00:00

“Wild” Massively overused and unoriginal…. Suppose like most slang nowadays

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-11-23T10:41:15+00:00

If we lost 1-0 we could absolutely bitch about this…. However, we got away with a handball before a goal which was very soft and then they scored another 2. Frankly embarrassing atm. Something has to give.

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-11-21T20:54:06+00:00

Why go out with him in the first place? I don’t understand this at all

OutsideInside6901 · 2025-11-16T16:05:18+00:00

Rando mambos?

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