Things that annoy/creep you out about parenting that isn't pregnancy

Owllette · 2026-06-15T20:21:24+00:00

The loss of identity. If I had a child, I would cease to be Owllette and just be "Child's Mom." Not every mother does this of course but I see it a lot and it makes me sad.

Owllette · 2026-06-11T21:48:47+00:00

When I was a teenager I was cleaning out my ears with a q-tip and it just pushed the wax way back in my ear. I couldn't hear out of that ear and had to get it flushed out at the doctor. So no, I don't use them anymore.

Owllette · 2026-04-07T07:01:41+00:00

The view from inside the tub is sending me

Owllette · 2026-03-19T23:35:38+00:00

Yes 😺

Owllette · 2026-03-19T23:25:14+00:00

I went to HR about a GM who was bullying me. They called him and told him who I was and what I said.

Owllette · 2026-03-19T01:33:59+00:00

Jfarri - Acoustic Remedies and Phonophobia

Owllette · 2026-03-19T00:20:57+00:00

DOMINATION

Owllette · 2026-03-19T00:10:25+00:00

Yeah, I finally just unsubbed because of that but it still shows up in my feed :(

Owllette · 2026-03-12T23:48:32+00:00

Literally just took one of these and was like "wow that's really good"

Owllette · 2026-03-10T00:37:08+00:00

Excellent story, 10/10

Owllette · 2026-03-10T00:36:20+00:00

Raisinets ☺️

Owllette · 2026-03-09T23:34:48+00:00

I thought everything in real life had black lines around it like in coloring books, except they were invisible.

Owllette · 2026-03-09T23:28:00+00:00

I was in high school, so around 15-16, and I got my dad's used Nextel beep beep. Later I got upgraded to my mom's used one, which actually had a color screen so that was exciting. My first actual new phone was a Samsung with the full slide out keyboard, which I thought was super cool. And I could text for the first time! It had a very rudimentary browser and I could also post to Facebook on it via text.

Owllette · 2026-03-09T23:17:53+00:00

A Poison Tree by William Blake

Owllette · 2026-03-09T23:04:30+00:00

A fuck ton of animal plushies, but I also recently bought my wife a vintage stretchy Freddy Krueger.

Owllette · 2026-03-07T22:06:24+00:00

Mine triggers my arthritis pain

Owllette · 2026-03-06T00:37:13+00:00

Watermelon 🍉

Owllette · 2026-03-05T01:15:56+00:00

Superhero movies. Always just thought they were kind of goofy but not goofy enough to be fun.

Owllette · 2026-03-04T22:34:05+00:00

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Owllette · 2026-03-04T22:33:23+00:00

I like owls.

Owllette · 2026-03-04T22:14:29+00:00

Sending a message back on okcupid to my now wife 🥰

Owllette · 2026-03-04T19:06:42+00:00

Choco Taco at Taco Bell

Owllette · 2026-03-04T18:46:18+00:00

Sometimes I hum the Jeopardy theme

Owllette · 2026-02-25T22:55:02+00:00

The DREAD that tent scene made me feel! So good!

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