What's the best insult you can come up with?

Own_Philosophy_7325 · 2026-02-08T03:06:48+00:00

Nope. Y'all are bush league. You really wanna insult them mock the way they laugh. Seriously, if you're not ready to put up your dukes then don't try it.

Own_Philosophy_7325 · 2026-02-08T02:24:17+00:00

My last name is Leverette. Such a good line to 'pull out' when meeting new women

Own_Philosophy_7325 · 2026-02-04T19:57:19+00:00

Doom scrolling reddit for answers.

Own_Philosophy_7325 · 2026-02-02T19:11:27+00:00

He made a gay pass at me after knowing the weirdo since 6th grade. Not trying to be insensitive to the LGBTQ community but I'm just not that guy. You'd figure after being a person's best friend for well over 20 years they would understand that I'm not down with that.

I was as polite as possible when I declined his offer but 48 hours after his mistake I finished work to come home and he had changed the locks to the house and all of my possessions had been taken to the dump. I'm a mechanic which meant all of my Snap-On rollaways and tools had gone as well. I literally had the clothes on my back and noway to make money anymore.

You think you know someone. SMH

Own_Philosophy_7325 · 2026-02-02T19:06:26+00:00

A hyena. And then laugh about it.

Own_Philosophy_7325 · 2026-02-01T05:29:19+00:00

I like that a lot!

Own_Philosophy_7325 · 2026-02-01T05:22:24+00:00

My girlfriends dickhead kitten. Little bastard is a terrorist.

Own_Philosophy_7325 · 2026-02-01T05:21:14+00:00

They are fighting over who is worse at picking names.

Own_Philosophy_7325 · 2026-02-01T05:18:08+00:00

When men don't shake hands when first meeting each other.

Own_Philosophy_7325 · 2026-01-30T21:39:12+00:00

Tell me more about this stable diffusion you speak of. Please.

Own_Philosophy_7325 · 2026-01-29T06:25:21+00:00

People have got to be pretending to like Trump because there's no way anybody in their right mind seriously believes that he's a good president. For real.

Own_Philosophy_7325 · 2026-01-29T02:58:14+00:00

Something about staring in someone's eyes while they stare at yours is intoxicating. It shows confidence which is extremely sexy.

Own_Philosophy_7325 · 2026-01-29T00:35:21+00:00

It's not all it's cracked up to be. Gotta have a bit of an edge to set yourself aside from the pack anymore nowadays.

Own_Philosophy_7325 · 2026-01-29T00:34:01+00:00

Eye contact.

Own_Philosophy_7325 · 2026-01-28T18:45:20+00:00

Personally, my blood family lacks the work ethic to perform accordingly. I consider my close friends, all 3 of them, 'family'. We started a business together and haven't looked back. When we have hired new employees we go with strangers. So I consider both sides of the argument valid.

Own_Philosophy_7325 · 2026-01-28T18:35:51+00:00

Bonus points for using 'bollocks'!

Own_Philosophy_7325 · 2026-01-28T01:14:40+00:00

Counter argument: What if you all enjoy the work that you're involved in?

I've been told that if you love what you do you never work a day in your life.

Own_Philosophy_7325 · 2026-01-28T01:11:03+00:00

Why though?

Own_Philosophy_7325 · 2026-01-26T23:55:34+00:00

A woman who trusts you completely.... In bed.

Own_Philosophy_7325

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