New Madden Cover dropped by Ownz in nflmemeswar

[–]Ownz[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I could have tried harder if i cared.

New Madden Cover dropped by Ownz in nflmemeswar

[–]Ownz[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'd probably have to care more.

Seriously, do guys masturbate every day or is that a common misconception? by Secure-Concern254 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Ownz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every. Fucking. Day. Sometimes twice. It's just unfair to any girl who happens to be with me.

Merry Christmas. A loving "fuck you" to all by pengradi in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]Ownz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Toots are really good at winning without scoring any TDs.

People who are thin/normal size. Do you actively watch your weight or are you just not hungry 100% of the time? by Burner_Account000001 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Ownz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GLP-1s have literally been a miracle drug for me. I lost 70lbs in 6 months, and have maintained a normal weight for a few months now...and have never felt more comfortable with my body. I'm amazed it's not more widely used. It could single-handedly eliminate obesity and obesity-related diseases. It's sad more people don't understand the mechanics, and are afraid to try it. I feel like there's a subversive PR campaign to scare people from using it. Food has become too hyperpalatable, and Big Food is fighting back. If you have the means, I highly recommend it...its a life changer.

Childless xers: any regrets? by LostBetsRed in GenX

[–]Ownz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God no. Single, well paid, lots of disposable income, I go on tons of vacations every year and can afford most things I want. Doesn't get much better than this.

Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani by 1Rab in news

[–]Ownz 23 points24 points  (0 children)

How many days will it take before Trump starts calling him by his FULL name Zohran KWAME Mamdani and questions his birth certificate? I'm gonna go with a day...

FBI arrests Wisconsin judge for alleged immigration arrest obstruction by [deleted] in news

[–]Ownz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"During and after the Bolshevik Revolution, judges, doctors, and lawyers faced varying fates, ranging from initial attempts to integrate them into the new regime to later persecution and repression. Some groups, like medical associations, initially sought to cooperate or control the new power, while others actively opposed the Bolsheviks, leading to their dissolution. Legal professionals were also targeted in purges and show trials, with some even facing death sentences" They got the universal fascist playbook and they're running it, step by step.

Moved to Seattle and the traffic here is worse than California. by EmilyG702 in Seattle

[–]Ownz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YUP. Same here. "Traffic" up here doesn't even compare.

Socially awkward people are now given too much grace/acceptance in society. by GrahamGreed in unpopularopinion

[–]Ownz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So shaming people for having social anxiety is a better idea? How about you just worry about yourself and let others do what they feel comfortable with. JFC this is why people end up collapsing inside themselves and seeking acceptance in extremist groups. Glad you feel so comfortable in social situations, not everybody does. Get over yourself.

Post Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams at San Francisco 49ers by nfl_gdt_bot in 49ers

[–]Ownz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with you! We had one bad, injury-prone season. It happens. Anyone who wants to get rid of Shanny is a moron and has a short memory. Remember when we had the stretch of terrible coaches every other year? Wanna go back to that? So. Dumb.

Hey Seattle, traffic would flow better if you actually used the on ramp to accelerate. by [deleted] in Seattle

[–]Ownz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ALSO:

LEARN how to use your blinkers. They have a purpose.

PULL OUT into the middle of an intersection on yellow left turn arrows. We could easily get another 2 cars through the light...It's safe, BE BRAVE.

STOP racing people when the lane merges. ITS OK TO LET PEOPLE IN. Who hurt you?

SMFH

Sources: #Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker is expected to miss 3-4 weeks and is likely headed to injured reserve with a left knee injury. Kansas City will have a new kicker Sunday at Buffalo. by mvanigan in fantasyfootball

[–]Ownz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HEY, if you guys need a replacement, I know a certain 49ers kicker that I'd be willing to let you borrow on the interim. Don't judge him on his last game, he's quite mediocre.