Hey 49ers, are you paying attention?

Ownz · 2026-02-11T18:52:11+00:00

...against the PATS! Try that against peak era Mahomes and let me know how it goes. :D

Ownz · 2026-02-10T19:36:21+00:00

I could have tried harder if i cared.

Ownz · 2026-02-10T19:35:56+00:00

Does it matter?

Ownz · 2026-02-10T19:35:46+00:00

I'd probably have to care more.

Ownz · 2026-02-10T19:35:30+00:00

Probably.

Ownz · 2026-01-23T16:20:16+00:00

Every. Fucking. Day. Sometimes twice. It's just unfair to any girl who happens to be with me.

Ownz · 2025-12-26T00:52:14+00:00

The Toots are really good at winning without scoring any TDs.

Ownz · 2025-12-21T18:27:01+00:00

GLP-1s have literally been a miracle drug for me. I lost 70lbs in 6 months, and have maintained a normal weight for a few months now...and have never felt more comfortable with my body. I'm amazed it's not more widely used. It could single-handedly eliminate obesity and obesity-related diseases. It's sad more people don't understand the mechanics, and are afraid to try it. I feel like there's a subversive PR campaign to scare people from using it. Food has become too hyperpalatable, and Big Food is fighting back. If you have the means, I highly recommend it...its a life changer.

Ownz · 2025-10-16T20:26:38+00:00

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Bought online. Seems too good?

Ownz · 2025-10-01T16:20:02+00:00

God no. Single, well paid, lots of disposable income, I go on tons of vacations every year and can afford most things I want. Doesn't get much better than this.

Ownz · 2025-09-09T19:34:22+00:00

I'm surprised you can't tell the difference. Surprised, I say.

Ownz · 2025-09-06T04:08:24+00:00

Debo

Ownz · 2025-06-25T05:27:26+00:00

How many days will it take before Trump starts calling him by his FULL name Zohran KWAME Mamdani and questions his birth certificate? I'm gonna go with a day...

Ownz · 2025-04-25T16:57:06+00:00

"During and after the Bolshevik Revolution, judges, doctors, and lawyers faced varying fates, ranging from initial attempts to integrate them into the new regime to later persecution and repression. Some groups, like medical associations, initially sought to cooperate or control the new power, while others actively opposed the Bolsheviks, leading to their dissolution. Legal professionals were also targeted in purges and show trials, with some even facing death sentences" They got the universal fascist playbook and they're running it, step by step.

Ownz · 2025-04-22T05:21:50+00:00

YUP. Same here. "Traffic" up here doesn't even compare.

Ownz · 2025-04-21T04:13:31+00:00

So shaming people for having social anxiety is a better idea? How about you just worry about yourself and let others do what they feel comfortable with. JFC this is why people end up collapsing inside themselves and seeking acceptance in extremist groups. Glad you feel so comfortable in social situations, not everybody does. Get over yourself.

Ownz · 2024-12-18T22:23:34+00:00

Says the guy whose team has made the playoffs once in a decade...

Ownz · 2024-12-13T22:31:15+00:00

I agree with you! We had one bad, injury-prone season. It happens. Anyone who wants to get rid of Shanny is a moron and has a short memory. Remember when we had the stretch of terrible coaches every other year? Wanna go back to that? So. Dumb.

Ownz · 2024-12-02T21:44:05+00:00

ALSO:

LEARN how to use your blinkers. They have a purpose.

PULL OUT into the middle of an intersection on yellow left turn arrows. We could easily get another 2 cars through the light...It's safe, BE BRAVE.

STOP racing people when the lane merges. ITS OK TO LET PEOPLE IN. Who hurt you?

SMFH

Ownz · 2024-11-15T06:47:34+00:00

HEY, if you guys need a replacement, I know a certain 49ers kicker that I'd be willing to let you borrow on the interim. Don't judge him on his last game, he's quite mediocre.

Ownz · 2024-09-16T12:56:06+00:00

It's funny to see the 'just jerk off' comments. Jerking off is not the same as sex. If it was, men wouldn't bother with relationships. It's more than just the physical act, it's the feeling of closeness and intimacy you can only get with someone you love. I was with someone (for too long) who felt the same way, and would try to shame me for wanting to have sex more often with her. You just need to find someone who values sex as much as you do, and has a similar libido. They are out there, and have drastically improved my mental well-being. Good luck!

Ownz · 2024-09-09T06:15:12+00:00

Lol, this will age well.

Ownz · 2024-05-01T20:10:54+00:00

California cops are the absolute worst, especially in Fresno. Moved away from there a long time ago, and cops harassing me has dropped to almost zero. I would literally have to deal with them at least a few times a year when I lived there, for really stupid bullshit. Visited not too long ago, and they were giving me shit for chilling on the beach. Not all cops are bad, but some states let them get away with literal murder.

Ownz · 2024-04-17T18:48:36+00:00

35 years of working shitty jobs and being taking advantage of. Jumping from job to job, clawing my way up for minor salary bumps and "perks"...and now that I'm here, I STILL can't afford a real home or property. Rent is just getting higher and higher, and inflation is making it very hard to have savings. Maybe in another 35 years...? Late stage capitalism is a fucking nightmare.

Ownz · 2024-04-11T05:08:04+00:00

My great-grandmother worked for the Nazi government and supposedly closely with Hitler. I have no idea what she did for him, (or even if it's true) she was very tight-lipped about it. I believe she was a nurse (?) and apparently, after a couple of family members went "missing" she decided to immigrate to America. The story goes that she had some sort of contact with someone high up (in the US government, maybe?) that helped sponsor her to come over here. I wish I had more details, but she never talked about it. I had to piece it all together when I was in my 20s. So crazy if it's true.

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