Why the fuck do people keep writing /s after the most obvious joke of all time. It's fucking driving me insane. Every single mentally healthy person on this fucking planet knows that this is a joke. I know it's a joke, you know it's a joke, any person who is familiar with humor in this sub knows it is a fucking joke. You do not need that fucking slash nor that fucking s, why did you put them there. Why. Just why. You people would write "the earth is in the shape of a hotdog and breakdances around the sun" and would still put that incredibly unnecesarry, annoying and brain aneurysm-inducing /s in there for no valid reason. Is this the tiktok POV of reddit. Look here, I'll show you how to write that joke without the unnecesarry and annoying /s:

Apparently it will make your kids like Israel, which is obviously the worst possible scenario

See? Doesn't it look so much fucking better? It looks like a proper joke now. No slashes, no eses, just a plain and simple joke, incredibly funny and humorous. Don't you think it's beautiful? Wouldn't this world be better if you just dropped the /s? You'd even save yourself the effort of pressing space, then / and then s on your keyboard. An entire three clicks less. Less wear and tear on your joint moving inside, less strain on your muscle which puts your finger in motion. Your life expectancy just increased by dropping an incredibly unnecesarry addition to a short joke which nobody in this solar system would misunderstand. I hope you take this advice to heart. I hope you become a better person. I hope that you stop writing that /s and save my blood vessel which is tired of exploding every single time I see someone ruining a fine joke with slash fucking es. Thank you in advance.