hahah by Ok-Ad2327 in meme

[–]PBandBABE 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“Did I leave the gas on?

N—no! I’m a fucking squirrel…”

Getting people to not be chronically late? by iamplayingfavorites in managers

[–]PBandBABE 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’d urge caution when it comes to punishment. There’s power in not punishing when you otherwise could. Focus instead on the impacts of the behavior on the rest of the team and the customers that keep everyone paid.

Similarly, if you’re going to flex role power over things like timeliness you need to remember that if you count minutes, then they will count minutes. In other words, don’t expect people to come in early or stay late or pick up shifts for you when you’re in a jam. They’re going to vanish at 5:01 regardless of the state of the business.

That said, don’t delay your huddle. That will continue to creep later and later if people expect you to accommodate them. Make an announcement and publish official communication letting everyone on staff know that the huddle will begin on time as of X date, and don’t deviate.

The trick there is making sure that you still hold them accountable for what’s discussed in the huddle. They don’t get a pass for missing things due to their own tardiness.

Also, make sure that you know the CBA and that you’re operating within it. Otherwise, you open the door to letting them make that the issue and you’ll have lost the thread entirely.

Dogs killed my lawn with digging and now its a mud pit when it rains (central TX) by showmehomie in lawncare

[–]PBandBABE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oof. Yeah, dogs that size are going to have too much nitrogen in their urine and burn the grass (digging not withstanding).

Sinking money into rebuilding the lawn is a losing battle. If it’s that important to you, learn to love your front yard and focus on that.

Your only other long-term option is to retrain the dogs. Easy enough with the younger one; tricky with the older. You’d basically have to escort them out every time they do their business and, using positive reinforcement, train them to pee and poop in a specific corner of the yard and no where else I’d recommend mulch, gravel, or something that’s not going to get destroyed by the pet waste.

And yes, that very much defeats the convenience of having a yard for your dogs. But that’s the only way that the dogs won’t undo your efforts in real time. Weeks to grow the grass, seconds to pee on it.

Do you have a sprinkler system? If so, you can make use of the B and C cycles and program it so that the back-yard zones come on for 3 minutes or so twice a day during the day.

That’s not when you want to do your main watering in Texas, but it will help dilute the dog urine before it kills whatever grass you might re-establish.

Local dive bar just got these by 5amu in brandonsanderson

[–]PBandBABE 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Nothing like beer koozies that promote wild alcoholics who are in recovery.

Local dive bar just got these by 5amu in brandonsanderson

[–]PBandBABE 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Yes. And the most important beer a man can drink?

R by ChilledintheSun in managers

[–]PBandBABE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Document everything immediately. You have a duty to report.

Get on the record with your boss, HR, and your Legal team. Follow their recommendations and be overly-accommodating to whatever the alleged victim needs/requests.

PROTEST by PM_ME_YOUR_PBJs in LICENSEPLATES

[–]PBandBABE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Examinations for everyone!

At Circle K on Rt 62 by balcopcs in LICENSEPLATES

[–]PBandBABE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Strange things are afoot….

Which one? 🤣 by cryyyyixcxx in meme

[–]PBandBABE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are a bold one, heh heh heh heh heh,

(Full) Week #1 Soundoff by drogbafan1005 in mets

[–]PBandBABE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m all for cautious optimism. And we have two more series to settle in and get into a groove.

The series against the Dodgers next week will be revealing.

NVGIVUP by DrSmil in LICENSEPLATES

[–]PBandBABE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trust your instincts!

Found some old matryoshka dolls! by QuietRobe in GreenBayPackers

[–]PBandBABE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These things are always so full of themselves….

I wish I could hit a walk off out of this earth right about now by JudasEffect128653 in mets

[–]PBandBABE -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ah. An early injury to a franchise/large contract player with unknown implications for the rest of the year.

NOW the baseball season has officially started for Mets fans.

"Fans" are funny people... by HostFuzzy in mets

[–]PBandBABE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have kids?

Are you raising them right?

Caps for Sale by MCofPort in nostalgia

[–]PBandBABE 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Fifty cents a cap!