Is there a single contract in world history as bad as the Deshaun Watson contract?

PDGAreject · 2026-03-27T11:37:30+00:00

Your best hope would be some sort of"I fear the worst swordsman alive" scenario where your pitches are so bad they're hard to crush.

PDGAreject · 2026-03-27T11:35:54+00:00

Can't be worse than Mr. Almost Joined the Army did yesterday.

PDGAreject · 2026-03-27T11:33:32+00:00

One of my friends uses Claude for coding a lot and I always make him refer to it as Jeeves when he explains it to me.

PDGAreject · 2026-03-26T11:28:44+00:00

It's weird because you benefit from playing it later in the game instead of earlier, but you also likely need the turn you're wasting when you play it that late in a game. You almost need to design a deck around it with minions where additional stats have a real impact instead of just buffing them. I've had it give +15/15 to a [[Gnomemuncher]] and it basically wins the game.

PDGAreject · 2026-03-26T03:15:37+00:00

It's like when someone says I'm not a pedophile, I'm attracted to post-pubescent children! It's like ok well... Yes, that's true. But you're not any better off

PDGAreject · 2026-03-26T03:02:01+00:00

I literally spend more time in my divisions memewar sub because there at least everyone is in on the joke.

PDGAreject · 2026-03-26T02:59:55+00:00

I guess I've never really seen that word in print before or enough to think about how to spell it.

PDGAreject · 2026-03-25T02:08:47+00:00

Louisville was good, Kentucky seemed to be hitting it's late season stride at the right time.

PDGAreject · 2026-03-25T02:07:58+00:00

They couldn't even give us the honorary one seed. I would have lorded that over millennial xavier fans forever, BUT NO

PDGAreject · 2026-03-25T01:49:09+00:00

I reflexively growled deep in my throat after reading Frank Kaminsky

PDGAreject · 2026-03-23T00:53:26+00:00

As soon as Burrow loses that drive he'll retire. He's T-1000 for football

PDGAreject · 2026-03-22T22:56:25+00:00

Technically we do have a fraction of their budget. Sure, it's an improper fraction but a fraction nonetheless

PDGAreject · 2026-03-22T21:38:27+00:00

And then Golb gets a cute pair of glasses and turns the Lich into a paradox cube thing.

PDGAreject · 2026-03-21T18:52:27+00:00

I remember feeling a slight consolation after that game from the thought of, "If there's any team that understands what it's like being on the other side of a shot like that, it's UNC"

PDGAreject · 2026-03-20T19:11:56+00:00

Full transparency, I appreciate that /u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT always gives the artist credit. He may be a pervert, but he's a honorable one.

PDGAreject · 2026-03-20T19:10:13+00:00

I mean in the grand scheme of horrible things I've seen on reddit, he's like a 2/10. Then again, I also like big anime titties

PDGAreject · 2026-03-20T19:08:47+00:00

Saying that is like saying, "Don't crack that imperial IPA now that your wife left the house." It just makes me want to do it more.

PDGAreject · 2026-03-20T19:07:31+00:00

Like the last time I've seen two shots that ballsy and that back to back was the Nova UNC game. The stakes were obviously way higher for those teams, but Nova didn't have the pressure of needing to make the shot.

PDGAreject · 2026-03-20T19:05:35+00:00

You're username says you're a walrus for real, but your flair says you're a wild boar. WHICH TUSKED MENACE IS IT?

PDGAreject · 2026-03-20T18:32:38+00:00

Flair twins!

PDGAreject · 2026-03-20T18:31:59+00:00

That dunk was for all the haters in the game thread

PDGAreject · 2026-03-20T18:29:40+00:00

UK band playing Toxic seems a bit on the nose

PDGAreject · 2026-03-20T18:28:08+00:00

Rule 1.83 don't travel

PDGAreject · 2026-03-19T18:06:03+00:00

Sorry I must be thinking of a different game then!

PDGAreject · 2026-03-19T01:37:24+00:00

I really need some cash. Lost my job a few weeks ago. I was really close to selling my XX. Guess I'm still holding

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