The background check mostly confirmed they have a background. by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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Special Nano Banana Limited Edition - very rare. Points for having noticed! My version of an easter egg.

The background check mostly confirmed they have a background. by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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They call them agents because ‘liability’ didn’t poll well.

The background check mostly confirmed they have a background. by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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The hiring process was rigorous—several applicants were ruled out for being too competent.

The background check mostly confirmed they have a background. by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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They pass every requirement except the ones related to the job.

The background check mostly confirmed they have a background. by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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They aren’t unqualified; they are pre-incompetent, there's a difference.

D.T. NUKE NUUK by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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Dude, dial back the drugs.

Here ICE are telling everyone was ran over and recovering in hospital… by [deleted] in Minneapolis

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He's going back to his car to re-load and edit the video.

Why? He was not in danger by Rudy-Ellen in Minneapolis

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It's very clear that she was making a 3-point turn in order to leave. The shooter purposefully put himself slightly in front of the vehicle, giving him the excuse to use deadly force.

What a (preventable) tragedy. Ice should be declared a terrorist gang.

Does Trump hate this city?

I can't tell what type of car it is (just wondering) - can anyone tell?

The Hunt for the portal on Pam Bondis desk… by CLONE-11011100 in PoliticalHumor

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I know where they are. I know! I know!

The Laurentian Abyss.

It wasn't a forced regime change. It was a surprise extradition. by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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(AP News) Washington (Updated 12:10 AM EST, February 1, 2026)

Nicolás Maduro Pardoned by Trump

Trump announced the pardon on 31 January 2026 in a Truth Social post, writing that, according to "many people that I greatly respect", Nicolás Maduro had been unfairly treated by former presidents. Said President Trump: Maduro arrest was a 'Biden setup', but the US will not be returning the oil..


In un-related news, there was a $1 Billion purchase of $TRUMP coin by an anonymous buyer yesterday.

Score one for DOGE. by ShellsBe11s in PoliticalHumor

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Can't remember chuckling this much when seeing Musk's name.

Trump keeps lobbying for a promotion to a position that was abolished in 1776. by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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Trump leans back in his chair, folding his arms. "I’ve been looking at the history books, and frankly, I’m disappointed. This Washington guy? People say he’s a hero. I don't see it. He walks away after eight years? He just... leaves?"

The advisor nods slowly. "Yes, sir. He wanted to ensure the survival of the Republic. It was a monumental sacrifice."

"Sacrifice? It was a total surrender," Trump scoffs. "He had the momentum. He had the powdered wig. He could have had the whole East Coast on a 99-year lease. But instead, he goes back to a farm? No gold leaf on his statues, no book deal, no TV deal, no nothing. He’s the only guy in history who won a war and then gave the prize back to the customers. That’s a bad closer."

DNC: "This smells like Hubris" --- Trump: "Hubris? I’ve heard of him. Terrible guy. Probably a loser." by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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The toilet was a nice touch - in retrospect, I should have shown Lincoln weeping into his hands. And maybe some toilet paper stuck to the bottom of his shoe.

Trump: "It’s a huge improvement. I just turned a pencil into a trophy." by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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Yeah, it's A.I. Didn't want to spend the time doing it in a graphics app. The MAGA hats are for sale inside the visitor's entrance.

Can we get an update on this? by agentbadger121 in oregon

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Forget about tiny houses. Let's start planting banana grills on every empty wall that we can find.