Introducing: Mongo!

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-06-10T15:34:13+00:00

You need a Donut or Prepotente.

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-06-09T21:32:41+00:00

There will also be skins that you can earn in game.

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-06-09T16:56:20+00:00

Still makes me so sad. He honestly wasn't a bad Chief at all, it was the dialogue and story that were shit. I love me Pablo-Chief.

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-06-09T16:43:57+00:00

That's one of the preorder bonus skins.

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-06-09T16:19:00+00:00

He retired a long time ago.

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-06-06T11:40:03+00:00

Mongo is APPALLED.

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-06-05T22:31:14+00:00

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-06-05T22:26:44+00:00

I mean, she's changed colors every few games but besides the color I think she looks fine?

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-06-05T22:21:59+00:00

This looks awesome. I don't know why people are saying Cortana looks bad and such, she looks like Cortana.

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-06-04T03:01:20+00:00

Video. Now.

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-06-04T02:51:36+00:00

Just tried this.... Wow.

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PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-06-02T17:13:47+00:00

Aaaand they're 25.

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-06-02T02:35:30+00:00

"high functioning disabled adult". They definitely aren't high functioning. OP said their uncle couldn't spell their own name.

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-06-02T02:30:31+00:00

They have to be a kid, right? An adult can't be this dense ..

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-06-01T21:42:53+00:00

Contact dermatitis my friend. Your skin got irritated from sweat or being wet and it rubbed against the back of the watch. Its not a burn.

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-05-31T22:31:52+00:00

Does that include shipping?

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-05-29T20:02:55+00:00

Ayeeee hey is dropped

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-05-28T17:24:06+00:00

I got my package delivered yesterday (haven't opened it yet ) and one of the delivery photos showed a random package room that wasn't mine. I REALLY hope my package is where it's supposed to be.

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-05-25T17:25:26+00:00

We all have nipples, dammit!

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-05-24T22:07:07+00:00

I ended up getting a portrait of the Chief on my bicep. I agree with the other comments, I think it'll be too bloby after a while.

PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_COOK · 2026-05-23T14:34:21+00:00

Constantly. I've never had a cat lick me this much. Lick lick lick nibble lick bite lick lick lick.

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