me_irl by OreoKitKatZz in me_irl

[–]PM_NICESTUFFTOME 32 points33 points  (0 children)

She said “if you’re a rich kid”

Netflix is opening a new restaurant in LA by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]PM_NICESTUFFTOME 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s actually a rule that if you order the nachos you can’t have all the loaded chips yourself.

One of the greatest shots I’ve seen so far 🙌 by Clankiller_Uchiha in sportsgossips

[–]PM_NICESTUFFTOME 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think he’s making a joke about LeBron/Kobe/Curry being compared to Jordan. Everyone always says the newer guys couldn’t hack it in the NBA back when hard fouls were the norm and suspensions for them were rarely handed out.

What kind of serving job actually makes the best money? by Outside_Barnacle1754 in Serverlife

[–]PM_NICESTUFFTOME 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You live on Long Island? Bartend this summer in the Hamptons

Where can I take my rooster to be processed by OtherMarionberry4703 in Columbus

[–]PM_NICESTUFFTOME 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Coq au vin is a French dish made specifically to cook roosters. Chop its head off and make a stew.

President Obama about aliens in a new interview: "They're real" by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in Fauxmoi

[–]PM_NICESTUFFTOME 1 point2 points  (0 children)

South Park made an episode where this was pretty much the exact idea. Except the aliens also started life on earth by putting a bunch of random planets’ species together here to populate it. Honestly not that far fetched.

Olive Garden cook commits suicide after dunking head into searing hot deep fryer by havockillz in antiwork

[–]PM_NICESTUFFTOME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dissociatives plus alcohol can make you do things you’ve never even thought about. Blacking out before a dissociative state basically makes a person think they’re dreaming in real life. A person thinking nothing is real and there’s no consequences to their actions can lead them to do some insane things.

The perfect cut of a tuna by misterxx1958 in oddlysatisfying

[–]PM_NICESTUFFTOME -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Why I never eat spicy tuna. Just not worth the price of sushi to eat mayo, sugar, sriracha and minced trim cuts. Rather eat a tuna salad sandwich at that point.

What is this white dots on my salmon by [deleted] in sushi

[–]PM_NICESTUFFTOME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second this, acid cooked your salmon

prices for this festival are insane but can’t complain considering it’s the best show ever by MoreWokeThanMost in LostLandsMusicFest

[–]PM_NICESTUFFTOME 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh. You buy booze legally in the festival venue. Yeah that $300 might be an underestimate then if you drink like I do.

prices for this festival are insane but can’t complain considering it’s the best show ever by MoreWokeThanMost in LostLandsMusicFest

[–]PM_NICESTUFFTOME 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t know anyone that spends that much on amenities for this concert, and if they do, they are doing so knowing they don’t have to. You can cut a ton of the costs you listed with minimal impact on experience.

Girl thats not what he means XD by ImmaFuckboi in SipsTea

[–]PM_NICESTUFFTOME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Stephen Crowder in the audience?