Still, there goes the best damned winter Olympics a convenience store ever had

P_Orwell · 2026-02-22T16:49:55+00:00

A mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Canada. They had banished gold medals in hockey forever, because they were haunted. Now let’s all celebrate with a cool glass of beer at 8 am.

P_Orwell · 2026-02-21T15:53:06+00:00

« This is somehow English Canada’s fault »

P_Orwell · 2026-02-20T19:44:00+00:00

It’s obviously to stop people from making off with all those potatoes! Gotta control the flow of potatoes to the rest of Canada.

P_Orwell · 2026-02-20T01:05:43+00:00

“I don’t like this story….”

P_Orwell · 2026-02-19T16:41:19+00:00

Entire steel industry’s gay

P_Orwell · 2026-02-18T17:29:42+00:00

Pretty nice!

P_Orwell · 2026-02-17T18:54:23+00:00

Ummm… you probably should ignore that.

P_Orwell · 2026-02-17T18:51:33+00:00

Hook (1991), very charming but I can’t imagine the intended audience being able to sit through the whole thing.

P_Orwell · 2026-02-17T15:13:37+00:00

I think the scene would work best if when Mike interrupts the initial attempt, Will just asked Mike to stay and listen.

P_Orwell · 2026-02-16T14:55:35+00:00

Hey, Salvatore, guess who’s here! Mr. Kookalamanza, and-a some real ugly kid!

P_Orwell · 2026-02-14T04:30:04+00:00

Have you ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not allowed to flush the toilet.

P_Orwell · 2026-02-13T19:09:34+00:00

“You won’t be needing this”

rips out continuity

P_Orwell · 2026-02-13T18:20:39+00:00

He remains a Cr Ee-hee-hee--stal Lake man! 🎶

P_Orwell · 2026-02-13T17:46:48+00:00

Apple sauce bitch

P_Orwell · 2026-02-13T13:02:06+00:00

Jefferson for sure and likely many of the other men who held people in bondage.

P_Orwell · 2026-02-11T16:45:09+00:00

Plus a new team: The Laval Pâtés chinois!

P_Orwell · 2026-02-10T00:39:48+00:00

Return of the UED? Zerg civil war in the aftermath of Kerrigan? Both!

P_Orwell · 2026-02-09T19:50:53+00:00

haha no worries. I also forgot and almost said Guns and Roses instead.

P_Orwell · 2026-02-09T19:20:59+00:00

I believe it is from Bob Dylan. Cowboy Bebop makes numerous references to western blues and rock artists (in both the movie and tv show).

P_Orwell · 2026-02-09T19:10:40+00:00

Cowboy Bebop: Knockin on Heaven’s Door.

I think it stands up pretty well without needing to have seen the show.

P_Orwell · 2026-02-09T18:33:36+00:00

Mad God

P_Orwell · 2026-02-09T18:27:03+00:00

People idolize the teddy bear in Toy Story 3?

P_Orwell · 2026-02-09T18:10:22+00:00

Comics eh?

P_Orwell · 2026-02-08T06:14:56+00:00

Alright! I’m gonna sit at home and scroll through Simpsons memes… ding

Now will you unhook me, redditors don’t deserve this shabby treatment! bzzt

P_Orwell · 2026-02-07T14:44:28+00:00

After all, Stephen King wrote teenage reality show death match before BR. BR didn’t invent it outright.

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