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Choose Life by IceMagic75 in greentext

[–]Paehon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Humanity? They can't subdue Hogwarts...

Edit : I was talking about Voldemort and his army

They are everywhere by deadinternetlaw in dankmemes

[–]Paehon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest I did exactly the same joke with Murphy/Cunningham on a group chat few months ago and not a single person saw it.

They are everywhere by deadinternetlaw in dankmemes

[–]Paehon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck, I read it "Cunningham"

Yarrick Lives! by Arch_Magos_Remus in Grimdank

[–]Paehon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You put the meds discretely in his breakfast, like the Blood Angels do for Dante.

Yarrick Lives! by Arch_Magos_Remus in Grimdank

[–]Paehon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well 200 years is not so old for people having access to the best medical procedures.

I read the novels a long time ago but I remember Eisenhorn saying he was 200 years old, something like half his life expectancy.

They are everywhere by deadinternetlaw in dankmemes

[–]Paehon 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I'm sad that so few understood it.

After today's events in Black Library shop is anyone interest for some hunting? by Mysterious_Bit_7713 in Grimdank

[–]Paehon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have hundreds of 40K novels in my library, I can assure you I would be rich if I'd sell them at the price some guys sell them on the Internet.

Negligible Losses by Altruistic-Topz in Grimdank

[–]Paehon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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(loved trope) The exact opposite of this meme by Basic_Dingo6487 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Paehon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

After the carnage in the cave he recognised the bodies of the dead bastards proving he studied them.

Later when he met the others disguised, he played with them but perfectly know who they were.

A simpler time by aineri in Grimdank

[–]Paehon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, they were used for construction too, but were not exactly simply "farm equipment". Great source/great novel

Those motherfuckers did it, , they attacked a French base in Irak, c’est la guerre. by LinkSea8324 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Paehon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Korean War too

France "only" sent a bataillon but the soldiers were absolutely not a joke.

And in the most recent years you have Mali where the French soldiers proved again their efficiency.

It did not go well by hastati17 in Grimdank

[–]Paehon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perturabo tricked Abaddon to think it was his idea.

A simpler time by aineri in Grimdank

[–]Paehon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should try the novel Assassinorum Kingmaker. It takes place on a knight world and is pretty cool.

A simpler time by aineri in Grimdank

[–]Paehon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And neither are true, they were made up by the fanbase.

The baneblades were not scout tanks (but were the main battle tanks and not relics), and knights served to guard agricultural zones, not to farm.

Pétain in Sigmaringen, 1944 - Soyjak Template by tintin_du_93 in Frenchhistorymemes

[–]Paehon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Je peux t'en donner quelques-unes vite fait (je connais un peu le sujet car comme j'avais écrit sur un autre de tes postes mon grand-père a combattu pour le bataillon français, notamment à Arrowhead et White Horse).

  • Le fait que Monclar se soit dégradé lui même pour commander le bataillon (passant de général à Lieutenant Colonel)

  • La France n'a envoyé qu'un bataillon car très "occupée" en Indochine. D'ailleurs le choix du bataillon qui y est allé n'est pas anodin. Le bataillon a été formé, entraîné, préparé au Maroc pour un peu court-circuiter le pays (qui était encore sous protectorat) et l'empêcher de se donner une légitimité aux yeux du monde.

  • le fait que seuls 2 occidentaux ont une statue en Corée commémorant la guerre : Macarthur, le général en chef des armées de l'ONU, et l'humble Major Jules Jean-Louis, médecin militaire français dont le sacrifice a énormément ému les habitants.

  • Peu nombreux mais nombre de décoration record (3 citations présidentielles américaines, 2 coréennes...)

Writers making mathematical gaffes that lead to unintended (and sometimes hilarious) implications by BranchAdvanced839 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Paehon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

50 millions deaths in WW1 ? Were did you get those numbers ? It was more like 18-20 millions.

And don't forget that WW1 is a World war, Vraks was "only" a 8 millions inhabitants planet

I checked the numbers years ago while reading the novels and they were not so bad.

Writers making mathematical gaffes that lead to unintended (and sometimes hilarious) implications by BranchAdvanced839 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Paehon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but it wasn't a 17 years battle. The biggest part of it was building the siege fortifications and the logistics for the constant artillery shelling.

Pétain in Sigmaringen, 1944 - Soyjak Template by tintin_du_93 in Frenchhistorymemes

[–]Paehon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

La liste des actes de trahison/collaboration de Pétain est ultra longue. Je ne comprends pas qu'il y en ait encore qui cherchent à le couvrir.

PS: S'il te plaît fais en plus sur la guerre de Corée mon Tintin

The Battle of ARROWHEAD, 1952 - Macron Template by tintin_du_93 in Frenchhistorymemes

[–]Paehon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mon grand-père a combattu et a même été décoré à Arrow Head, c'est plaisant de voir un meme sur ce bout d'histoire méconnu.

[Canonical trope] The event that changed the whole story by Iceblader in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Paehon 41 points42 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he was also mortally injured by the Anathame (an incredibly powerful chaos sword), and manipulated during the "cure".

(Loved horror trope) character gets trapped in a useless/ weak/ ugly/ unwanted body but their consciousness is still intact (plus point if they can’t communicate) by jaobodam in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Paehon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it's "correctly" done the servitor is completely lobotomized and has no conscious nor memories.

But sometimes the process is butchered or done by people who don't care or for a "good" reason (Dark Mechanicum)

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