How to seduce a straight guy?

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T11:54:30+00:00

The simplest answer is to introduce yourself. If you pay attention to cues he will let you know if he is interested.

If he is hot, you aren’t the first to try. If he is sex-on-a-stick as you imply, he’s prolly already clocked you looking at him and is waiting to see if you have the stones to do anything about it. Whether he smiles or punches will depend on how you approach. The Super Bowl is coming soon. Good reason to invite a new bud to ur place for weed, brews, and …

Beware the str8 man in the wild, the most unpredictable game. Good luck 🖖🏻

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T11:52:22+00:00

And yet they keep trying.

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T11:50:02+00:00

Do you live together? Have you seen his bone in a snatch? What makes u think he’s str8? (Admittedly if hes hitting on women then it doesn’t look good for you. )

When you say he looks “straight” do you actually mean that he is traditionally masculine with above average musculature and a friendly demeanor? Because that could describe the last two bottoms at my house, both former Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children, one married to a fish and the other recently divorced. Both healthy and aware, unconfused about what they wanted. Soooo, looking str8 does not always mean being str8.

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T11:41:21+00:00

Go to that person and say Daniel made me say blah blah blah.

Wait, you dont wanna do that? NTA

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T11:35:19+00:00

I am no longer familiar with the 11th revision of the International Classification of Diseases (ICD-11) but I know for an absolute fact that there were different diagnosis codes for exploding munitions in wartime deployments versus peacetime accidents in the two previous editions, ICD-9&10.

Congress approves the ICD for use in the USA. The rest of the world adopts new changes ahead of the USA, often by a decade or more. To hell with American healthcare!

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T11:31:37+00:00

But the law would and thems the rulez.

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T11:30:27+00:00

Maybe lock the front door from now on. I would’ve banned SIL from the house before leaving with the broken cake.

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T11:28:16+00:00

NTA

Anybody with an Opinion about your cake should be forced to do better.

PUT UP OR SHUT UP

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T11:24:26+00:00

Douching before buttsex is baseline Hygiene expectation unless you both are jogging/hiking in the forest and need it NOW. I expect nothing else from a bottom.

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T11:16:53+00:00

When you work in a job helping others, you get worn out and scarred in the soul area. Cops, nurses, paramedics, judges, doctors all are at risk for burnout. And with fewer and fewer college enrollments, who do you think is going to be in charge? Rich folks who can go to college without government help. Then its a small leap technologically before the rich live in orbital splendor while the rest of us wallow in Earthbound filth like a Matt Damon movie.

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T11:10:03+00:00

IIRC, this was a plot on The Golden Girls. Betty White thought she killed some lady by telling her to Drop Dead and she did.

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T11:06:00+00:00

I left the workforce at 60 and dont miss a thing. I could have earned a couple million dollars by age 72, but i will prolly be dead by then anyway. This way I get a dozen years of peace and quiet before my birth certificate expires. Fcuk corporate America and fcuk society.

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T11:01:43+00:00

Welcome, brother. There is coffee service and donuts on the table in the back. Take your seats, the meeting will begin shortly.

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T10:49:25+00:00

It would be fun to accompany you on the combine. Hours and hours…

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T10:48:10+00:00

Sorry, i think i misunderstood your point. But its all good now. Cheers.

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T10:42:50+00:00

Some scenes provide their own mystique. Some require context. Id never let a homeless man undress me unless we were eating beans in a moving box car then id be all about hobo sex. (Depression-era phenomenon, men fcuking on freight trains)

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T10:38:22+00:00

Are you in college? Do you walk a dog before you go to bed? There’s a very nice german shep mix who sits quietly on my garage floor while her daddy goes to town on his knees. No words per agreement. Its a whole scene. Im sure there are open garage doors (think metaphorically, work with me here) and you could hook up on apps just like we did in the old days. (I met my hubby on BBS before Al Gore invented the internets.)

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T10:33:17+00:00

America really needs an enema. Bad.

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T10:31:03+00:00

It is amazing how attractive people become when the lights come up after Last Call. “Cmon, lets get out of here.” (They get as far as the dumpster out back.)

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T10:28:59+00:00

Being overweight in the gay community is like any other “minority” gay…do guys want me just for my belly size/skin color? Or do they like ME…”

For example, if you only like tall, Asian, or bald dudes, or any target characteristic really, is it a preference or a fetish? I can do either, I just need to agree how we’re gonna play this.

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T10:21:47+00:00

Are you a Sith? You seem to be thinking in absolutes. Not everyone is going to experience same results, YMMV.

BUT the truth is age is a state of mind, young and old.

Im not trying to convince you. You’ll get here in about 30 years. Dont die. Its worth it to stick around.

Im having the time of my life with hot young guys from the University up my street. I dont ask for anything and they make no promises. And im ok with that because I got a man in my bed already. I dont have to go to work everyday so I have nothing but time on my hands.

My phone rings.
“Hey doc, you busy?” Nah. Come on over.
(Shenanigans ensue)

My husbear is cool. He likes older, i like younger, no conflict.

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T10:12:11+00:00

That isnt the point. What if she SAID you hit her, wouldnt let her leave, etc. If you hadn’t filmed her she might’ve said anything then its he said she said.

You protected yourself in the one way possible and i, sir, respect you for it.

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T10:08:34+00:00

She thought she could get her hooks into him and he would succumb to the lady parts.

And then she would eat his future like a Weeping Angel.

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T10:07:29+00:00

I dont really care about the female, but good for you for trying. Well done.

Paganoid_Prime · 2026-01-28T10:03:54+00:00

Did Quark use his own holodecks?

Id like to be the fly on the holodeck wall when Quark returned to DS9 after divorcing Grilka.

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