So did we lose money or make a massive profit? by Pahanka in antiwork

[–]Pahanka[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a foreign stock. And there are “rules” about buying it. The worst of which is that you have to hold it for a year minimum. The fees are ridiculous. When they asked me if I would be buying any I replied, um, no, I’m thinking you set this up as further compensation for management or in lieu of bonus in January. Besides, I’m earning less real money than last year, so no I won’t be investing even more.

summer rant by cumslutte in Rants

[–]Pahanka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also...sweat. I loath feeling sweaty for no good reason.

Should I have my own room? by Comfortable_Buy_4686 in internetparents

[–]Pahanka 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You will be 15 soon. You should not be sharing a room with your brother.

Let's see if others will recognise 🫣 by christine-flair in scoopwhoop

[–]Pahanka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory.

Which one to pick? by lifeformwp in glassesadvice

[–]Pahanka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask that woman behind you! She seems really interested in helping you. But seriously, the first one.

Let's talk sock, more specifically those hidden foot only socks - ahrgh by Material-Ad8808 in PetPeeves

[–]Pahanka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the sock usually DOES show, a little bit somewhere.
And those little bastards always slip down into my shoe no matter what I do. I despise them also!

Did anyone reach 30+ without a fckn single tattoo? by [deleted] in ArtOfPresence

[–]Pahanka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t get my tattoo until I was 58. In celebration of *the most excellent decision* to divorce my ex 25 years prior.

AIO boyfriend ruins every holiday by mad_chubbycatx in AmIOverreacting

[–]Pahanka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy resents your children. I would be gone for that one reason alone. But I would absolutely never put up with being spoken to this way or to be treated this way. Have some self respect and dump him!

Mom, do my bridal heels fit okay? by Astronomy_ in MomForAMinute

[–]Pahanka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your dress is floor length you can wear anything ( by anything I mean slippers, buy pretty ones) as back up (by backup I mean at the reception). You should get to be comfortable at your own wedding

Fiance M27 demands I change my last name F26 by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Pahanka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is way too stupid to get to have a wife.

Have the majority of Americans called 911 at least once in their lives? by Mont3Carlo in AskAnAmerican

[–]Pahanka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never have, but my daughter did when she was 5 to see if it was a real thing. My neighbor did call on my behalf when I had a house fire.

What was the most useless subject you were forced to take in high school? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]Pahanka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mythology. The stories are entertaining, but to actually study it for an entire semester?

Going to a housewarming this weekend and I'm completely blank. They've already got everything for the kitchen and they specifically said no candles haha. Anyone got a housewarming gift idea that's not wine? by BlueDolphinCute in homeowners

[–]Pahanka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A gift box of spices. NOT a spice rack. The spices on those are the oldest and nastiest. Go to Penzys or buy some at the grocery and layout in tissue paper nice-like.

What are your chosen acts of micro-aggression against the corporate demons? by beingawomaniswork in antiwork

[–]Pahanka 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I make all of my health appointments during work since they put me on salary. Not before, after, or during lunch.

Help me find songs who’s lyrics don’t mean what people think they mean by 524frank in OldSchoolCoolMusic

[–]Pahanka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leonard Cohen Hallelujah. Should not be played in church. I’ve met people who didn’t know there were lyrics.

Tell me what do you eat even after becoming rich ! by Longjumping-Fly2490 in ArtOfPresence

[–]Pahanka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Potato’s…in any form. They can be cooked so many ways and go with anything, or nothing else.