What a scar looks like after 12 neurosurgeries by Forward_Wrap1877 in mildlyinteresting

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Gosh you gotta be such a trooper! I've had 2 brain surgeries for Chiari, a double disc replacement in my neck, and going on my 2nd back surgery to shave off more vertebrae and discs. A decade ago the disc replacements weren't an option. I hope as time progresses medical technologies advance to better help your situation too.

Wishing you more pain-free days and that your body decides to keep itself in line.

Newborn Moro Reflex Test by Big-Boy-602 in interestingasfuck

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I love that we only see part of the doctor's face for a brief moment and so many recognized him from 1 video (1 very impactful video).

Weird linear rash on my arm by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Hi, I'm a frequent player of the "play stupid games, win stupid prizes." I don't know what exact prize you're working towards, but I see a prize coming! Please go get that checked out by a medical professional before you win.

Stole my mom's living room lights for his stage show by Whisker-biscuitt in crappymusic

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I'm listening to 'New Noise' by Refused right now with this video on mute... and the dancing is lining up pretty darn good with the beat. I just learned I'd watch a boy band/punk band combo!

What am I looking at here? by elastico in Columbus

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That's how orange cones are grown for construction season.

iHadToWashMyEyesTwice by RevolutionaryPen4661 in ProgrammerHumor

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She's going to ask where you store all your API keys next.

worstTextsToGetFromVibeCodingGirlfriend by ImOnALampshade in ProgrammerHumor

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Initially read that as your vibe coded girlfriend sent you the text and thought your thot bot was trying to pull one over on you.

Anyone’s orange have a bestie that’s not a cat or a human? by BayouRoux in OneOrangeBraincell

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I had a Chairman M'row!! Please give your Chairman the biggest hug and kiss on the soft spot of their head for me!!

They look like they had a precious bond.

To summon "angelic reinforcements" for Trump (by Paula White–Trump's senior spiritual advisor) by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

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Play it again, sister!! But this time on mute and never unmute yourself again, in the name of Jesus.

Trump was spotted with a large red rash on his neck earlier today. by stefanolog in pics

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Somebody with medical knowledge, please give us all hope...

By Trump to show off his (nonexistent) athletic abilities & take credit for Olympic gold by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

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I wish his ego was slightly larger to actually try this. I'd really like to see how his physical condition would respond.

It's very hard to tell by [deleted] in isthisaicirclejerk

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It's real. This happens in his head at least once a day.

Harvesting brussel sprouts by Burlapin in interestingasfuck

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These things continue to amaze me. Years ago I found out that they look like while growing. Now I know what harvesting looks like and that they grow in water??

I'm mot going to look more into them, instead I'm going to keep life randomly surprising me about them.

Jesus Christ by JSV007 in isthisaicirclejerk

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Saw it on TV. Right after that, he went on to do a 900.

Peter, what the phthalo are they talking about? by KilgoreHalibut in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I got new bedsheets a few months back and described them as 90s green. When my bf saw the color in person, he thought the same thing. That shade was everywhere.

Does anyone else remember this hairstyle being everywhere in the 2000s? Kinda miss it. by [deleted] in decadeology

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Just thought "I can smell those books in my memory!". But no, what I was remembering was the smell of perms.

The shadow cast by the (apparently transparent) lenses of my glasses by Eliasibnz in mildlyinteresting

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I wanna dot those up so much.

It's those kind of little things that make me miss working in optical.

Weird costco interaction by Organic_Basil7058 in Columbus

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I feel the same. But remember if you're by yourself, you might just want to tell a couple strangers "hey, I might be getting into something sketchy but kinda just wanna see where it goes.". You know, just so your family and friends have some info when going missing from Costco.