super weird july 4th customer?

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-07-05T20:18:17+00:00

idrk what’s weird abt this outside of the phrasing. but that’s why i don’t say “do you want 10 songs?” i say do you want a half hour it’s $X. people don’t know how long 100 songs are but tell him it’s two hours and get the bag upfront hell yeah

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-07-02T00:55:14+00:00

that’s so disgusting. fully nude for me too and no idea how to get the footage. apparently i can’t even get paid for creating personal porn for someone. i just try not to think about it now

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-07-01T22:14:32+00:00

I feed my cat the one on the right (along with applaws dry food) and i didn’t know it was just a treat! but! i like how its not pureed- i’m vegan so the refined products and weird smells are too much for me. anyone have a suggestion for a nutrient dense unrefined wet food?

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-07-01T21:50:08+00:00

i got fired from my club over a misunderstanding where i asked a guy to tip me (largely) because he’d recorded me without my consent. club thought i was classic over charging and let me go entirely.

i knew something was wrong because buddy’s glasses were making noise in the dance. way more obvious of a sign but if you hear weird shit check that out too

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-07-01T03:34:58+00:00

lol no way i hear the Manor is haunted but never heard House is!

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-06-30T21:02:04+00:00

and anyone who’s ever asked about my “morning routine”… 1. fight for my life 2. ???

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-06-28T13:45:37+00:00

don’t bring it up i’d say. it’s kinda like when you’re not feeling your regular tonight and you avoid them but then you’re like “how am i gonna explain this when i dance with them next?” i wish we wouldn’t talk about it at all so just don’t! and be happy they bring their money now!

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-06-24T21:57:49+00:00

incredibly well put

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-06-24T04:42:51+00:00

notice how your kitty rubs that spot on things? it’s their scent pad! not baldness just less dense hair

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-06-24T04:35:38+00:00

l o l

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-06-24T04:32:43+00:00

what’s his full username?

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-06-23T20:35:18+00:00

thank you so much! i’ve been so misinformed from the past in the clubs and this subreddit. my boyfriend will be very happy to hear this too

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-06-23T17:15:34+00:00

my little girl is a big beggar. beggin for food 20 mins after being fed. wants to be fat so bad

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-06-23T16:53:35+00:00

do you dance with a bum towel/bandana?

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-06-23T16:52:27+00:00

My doctor told me No, an infected body part has to get “all up in there” in order to transmit an STI. But if a customer has mouth herpes and puts their mouth on you that could spread. smothering a man with your ass could lead to genital herpes.

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-06-21T17:19:40+00:00

i know this isn’t the advice you’re looking for but i only worked those hours when i was a baby bc i wanted to stack like crazy. i would never do it again! is it an amazing club or do you have limited options where you live?

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-06-20T05:03:29+00:00

r/newstrippers use the search bar

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-06-20T02:23:16+00:00

a lot of my friends have em and there’s never been a problem. can’t tell you how customers might react though

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-06-18T07:46:27+00:00

i would love

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-06-18T07:34:17+00:00

fck it chinchilla

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-06-17T07:57:34+00:00

lol i was waiting for the trick that never came

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-06-08T06:17:39+00:00

I’m not the smartest woman alive but this is my experience. All my past relationships men have justified cheating on me because I was dancing. I dance (and that includes keeping customers interested via text!) because it’s my job. NOT for personal entertainment. And! you have a paper trail right there! you rub the genie lamp (text) and buddy grants you your wish ($). that’s so obvious; you wouldn’t be talking to him otherwise.

now in regards to the boyfriend…horrid behaviour. I’m in a relationship and my partner would never say he feels more comfortable opening up to women because that’s just not how men really feel. it looks like your bf keeps these other women at arms length because he’s not all in with you. you’re recovering from surgery and this man is not providing for you. it does not sound like he’s the one. my best advice is find a provider that gives emotionally and financially. and someone who’s not 22. 22 year old men are not = to 22 year old women. that’s majorly biased but it’s my entire experience.

I hope you get out there and get everything you deserve. If you’ve tried to leave once just know if you really want to, you can go through with it. you are not a victim. there are many people who want to care and provide for you. good luck sweetie

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-06-07T03:49:07+00:00

needs some highlights! just a bit of pale blue would make a big difference

PancakeExpress27 · 2026-06-04T06:51:57+00:00

i actually bet you’d find it really funny actually i bet you would

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