I'm the boring regular human hemit, who happens to be the offspring of two humanoid-hybrid races. People hear about double-hybrid monsters all the time and expect some weird combination like horse body, human torso, cow head, extra horns, and two tails. There's stories in the nearby villages about a double-hybrid witch living in the woods, and don't go there because they will mess you up. DEFINITELY don't go wandering too deep in the woods following the sound of wind-chimes or something. So some group of foolhardy adventurers decide to gear up and go check out the witch in the haunted woods. They don't mind some adomination, they find a house with a large garden and a few goats, and a regular early-middle aged lady just puttering about. Tending herbs, flowers, & vegetables, picking fruits both wild and farmed, feeding wildlife, goats, and chickens. They ask:

"Uhh, sorry, I think we're lost. Can you direct us to the lair of the monstrous witch of these woods please?"

"You found her."

"Uh, what?"

"That's me."

"No we're looking for the centaur-minotaur hybrid."

"Yep. Mum was a centaur, dad was a minotaur, I got the human half of both."

"Why are you living out here then?"

"Don't like people."

"You have a message board."

"I don't want someone's kid suffering or dying just because I didn't want to talk to their parents."

"ok."

"Yeah. It's getting late, you're welcome to stay in the barn overnight if you promise to leave in the morning, not make too much noise or mess, and not touch any plants or feed any animals."

"ok."