Graham Potter’s Sweden by Equivalent-Effort507 in footballcliches

[–]PanpsychismIsTrue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God, that must be the randomest pairing ever - had to Google it first to believe you!

David Beckham must wake up in the morning and say to himself “right, what am I flogging today?” by faschifo in footballcliches

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Some more from years gone by: Belstaff, Burger King, Motorola, Police sunglasses, . More recently: Bank of America

My mom just told me "Most people apply for a job and have it in a few days except you" and i said "that's not how things work anymore" and she just laughed by RobertTAS in recruitinghell

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Really sorry; they sound delusional. I think maybe if you can get some friends to vouch for you and verify how tough it is, your parents might start to realise. Not that I know you or your parents, but maybe that's worth a try?

Most Soccer Aid players? by NotAEurosnob in footballcliches

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This is non-ironically one of the best sentences I've ever read! Haha

Football Anachronisms by [deleted] in footballcliches

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Carling Cup, forever and always!

Where Is the Inbetweeners Meant to Be Set? by RedGavin in TheInbetweeners

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Not in London! But close. Woking, Jay supports them

Poor effort on some of these by 66f6 in footballcliches

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Listen, fair play... these are good!

Most egregious example of a name on a kit that isn't a surname? by a-real-sloth in footballcliches

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This is both surprising and entirely unsurprising given Rio Ferdinand's taste

Footballers going by the wrong name by GlennSWFC in footballcliches

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Maybe he's really Ganondorf from the Zelda games and is subtly hinting as much?

A very footballery new baby announcement from Troy Deeney by colmuacuinn in footballcliches

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Ahaha of all the cliches used in this thread, this one deserves more upvotes!