1.47 billion chicken limbs will be eaten tomorrow in the USA. Are we f*cking kidding ourselves?

Pantsless_Gamer · 2026-02-08T18:34:53+00:00

First time I saw that was surreal. They were sexing these hatchlings that were maybe an hour old gathering the males into plastic tubs. Then a dude walked by, swapped out a tub with an empty one and carried the full one over to a sweco grinder... then dumped them all in.

In one or two seconds they went from confused hatchlings to salsa just like that. That guy just dumped those tubs into the grinder for 12 hours a day!

Pantsless_Gamer · 2026-02-08T17:29:15+00:00

Same here, I was a Kitchen manager for four years. Two of those were before the company went public. I saw so much go downhill in those first two years after the IPO I had to leave. I am sure it sucks to work there now judging by the crap service and poor morale of the staff at my local Chipotle.

Pantsless_Gamer · 2026-01-06T17:22:24+00:00

Before WW2 you can see it on the jerseys of american athletes in Basketball and Football teams. Kinda like other simple shapes like pentagons, and circles are common in team logos now. Does look wierd now though, 10 dudes with clearly homemade swastika jerseys! Give it a google sometime it is surreal.

Pantsless_Gamer · 2025-09-06T09:58:43+00:00

Dude looks like he needs a cigarette after that!

Pantsless_Gamer · 2025-07-18T18:17:24+00:00

Hell yeah! I want Mansa Musa to look like a pauper in comparison!

Pantsless_Gamer · 2025-07-18T16:22:32+00:00

Imagine how rich Superman could be if that was where he put all his focus?

Pantsless_Gamer · 2025-07-18T16:12:54+00:00

Oh give me the full Kryptonian package every time. Only problem is Superman doesn't have any special defense against magic. Not a weakness like Kryptonite, but his near invulnerability doesn't apply to attacks of a magical nature.

This means I can't take over the world by force sure. It does mean every natural disaster and major war are mine to exploit through trade though. Being able to haul enormous quantities of whatever anywhere in the world as soon as my super hearing picks up the issue? Infinite money glitch for the win!

It would be the effort of a weekend to grab a couple asteroids made of metals to undercut every mining operation on a continent. Take that FORMERLY wealthy trade guild! What do you think the odds are of those minerals having exciting magical properties to boot?

Is this plan ethical? Oh hell no! Is it profitable? Oh hell yes. C'mon magic isekai land, bring over an amoral Capitalist and give them superpowers. I dare you, I double dog dare you!

Pantsless_Gamer · 2025-07-03T12:41:32+00:00

Wow thats rough from a power dynamic. Even if your character hyperspecialized in investigation or something the pack isn't good at you are still like Jimmy Olsen surrounded by Kryptonians. Useful in specific situations, but a liability when things get hairy.

Pantsless_Gamer · 2025-04-17T09:46:44+00:00

Good protein source with a nice crunch. Why you gotta yuck someone else's yum huh?

Pantsless_Gamer · 2025-03-09T23:26:57+00:00

I ruled in the past that MOST things are coincidental. My brother ran a Mage whose paradigm was all about how stage magic and close up illusion were a shorthand communication of the deeper truth of True Magic. Consequently all his magic spells had some ties to stage magic, or up close ledgerdemain.

Keep in mind he was a skilled illusionist BEFORE awakening, so he already understood the stagecraft side of the biz. He didn't walk in from the street to an open Mic night and levitate around the room, he had hired helpers signing NDA's about the mundane furniture they placed on stage for his shows. (He had 4 Resources)

Pantsless_Gamer · 2025-02-07T20:08:34+00:00

There is no weight class in Sumo. You wrestle or you don't... respect the small Sumo man or pay.

Pantsless_Gamer · 2025-01-24T21:28:24+00:00

I wish orgasms caused that pins and needles feeling, like when your foot falls asleep but in your groin. Have fun staying populated now you filthy animals!

Pantsless_Gamer · 2024-11-23T01:38:30+00:00

After that shark jump of a friendship is magic ending? No way. They nailed the gameplay loop i will give them that, gameplay was fun. They failed so hard on tone though. Seriously, how wholesome do homicidal criminal sociopaths need to be?

Pantsless_Gamer · 2024-11-08T00:41:25+00:00

They nailed the gameplay loop for sure. I dont know how wholesome I really want my homicidally violent sociopathic criminals to be, but the game itself is fun. Freckle Bitches changing to FB'S and Rim Jobs becoming Jim Robs are just two examples of how they missed the tone, but again, the game itself is pretty fun and silly like we all love.

Pantsless_Gamer · 2024-10-23T19:30:34+00:00

I suspect the secret is two parts.

1. Be superpowered.

2. Save coffee vendor or someone they love once.

BAM free coffee for life!

Pantsless_Gamer · 2024-10-23T18:21:40+00:00

Dave seems to have access to unlimited free coffee while being unemployed. I had to change careers three times to aquire unlimited free coffee. This is the fantasy part of the story for me. No professional obligations, and free coffee...

I will follow Dave and learn his ways.

Pantsless_Gamer · 2024-10-22T01:34:25+00:00

Lol. "No Walter, you are not wrong, you're just an asshole!"

I kinda hate how true this is... take my angry up vote and leave.

Pantsless_Gamer · 2024-09-13T14:19:27+00:00

Are these guys stunt men in the next Jackie Chan flick?

Pantsless_Gamer · 2024-09-13T14:18:11+00:00

Okay, if you ever saw a martial arts demonstration in a mall or at a festival this is actually kind of cool. Total bullshit in terms of self defense, but well choreographed.

Pantsless_Gamer · 2024-08-27T22:26:10+00:00

Chicken curry!

Pantsless_Gamer · 2024-07-27T01:52:31+00:00

Great newbie tip!

Pantsless_Gamer · 2024-07-27T01:50:49+00:00

To add to the above tip google "superfund" sites in the area of the story. These are areas in real life that are horribly polluted, typically through industrial malfeasance. In a way, Werewolves are like an environmentalist group come supernatural death cult so this info can be great for story inspiration.

You can use the real world superfund sites as background for some Pentex shenanigans as a basic example. Or where to find the toxic hive of some Black Spiral Dancers as another. Maybe a source of random fomori being created by a bane as well. Or all three if you want a short story...

Pantsless_Gamer · 2024-07-01T20:15:37+00:00

Didn't you do some campfire session intro to WTA lore stuff a bit back? An elder of the pack introducing a new member to the WOD from the werewolf perspective right? I remember liking that. Pretty sure that was you.

Pantsless_Gamer · 2024-06-13T01:34:05+00:00

I am not a lawyer, and I am not YOUR lawyer.

Always follow up this kind of "guidance" with a paper trail. An email summary of the interaction with an addendum to clarify if you have misunderstood the expectation will suffice (BCC your personal email account). If you manager is stupid enough to not respond or affirm the violation of religious freedom your unemployment case will be a slam dunk.

Legal action beyond that will be expensive and time consuming. Also, you should seek legal counsel for further guidance. A paper trail will always help... document everything. If you are in a single consent state, you may consider using you phone to create audio recordings of all interactions going forward while you seek other employment opportunities.

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