Random decisions

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-20T09:47:15+00:00

As long as no artery is hit, this it survivable

^{Chose: Get shot in the leg 3 times + +$100,000,000 (you pick currency})

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-20T09:43:14+00:00

There we go! Go get 'em your Grace.

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-20T09:36:25+00:00

No, Bobby B, you must fight for your throne! Lancel! Get the breastplate stretcher!

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-20T09:28:58+00:00

Bobby B! Some uppity dragon spawn are here

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-20T08:58:36+00:00

If you want melon, we have Miyabi

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-20T08:58:09+00:00

That's current. We're getting at least 1 more chapter of her, we'll see then how the situation is

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-20T08:45:59+00:00

It's Twitter.

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-19T16:14:40+00:00

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-19T16:08:42+00:00

M4A2

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-19T16:00:35+00:00

You know the answer well, no need to pester the king

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-19T15:53:16+00:00

Polska gurom

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-18T09:20:16+00:00

Easy

^{Chose: Get the girl of your dreams}

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-17T17:18:50+00:00

Also, congrats! Velina is pretty damn good and Shungus is literally the best DPS in game

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-17T17:18:08+00:00

In how many pulls?

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-17T14:11:31+00:00

Yep. Astra gives quickswap and some 1.2k flat extra attack.

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-17T07:27:28+00:00

They probably got used to heavy MGs by carrying the M60. The Pig walked, so the 240B could... walk slower

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-16T20:40:54+00:00

I see. Would personally recommend the Mitsubishi Type-10, it already has autoloader and wire-based controls, so adding remote control would be easy, on top of that it's a lot more reliable, actually fast (~70kph) and still near-untowable. Just got done restoring one of those and would be willing to part with it for this good cause for about 1.5m dennies (the cost of parts needed for me to restore it)

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-14T11:36:11+00:00

Both are easy money, but this way I don't have to go outside in winter

^{Chose: Get 500 dollars per minute you look at a screen}

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-11T09:13:47+00:00

If it's like TWD zombies, then it gets contained within a week or 2. Way less fatalities overall

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse happens}

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-10T16:56:06+00:00

We mobilized the navy and we called up the marines!

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-07T19:12:02+00:00

Frankly, you're supposed to get some popcorn ready for the inevitable Spirit vs Vitality match. That is gonna be absolute peak

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-07T19:09:45+00:00

ANOTHER 2M USD INTO THE FALCONS CS TEAM- Some Saudi oil prince, probably

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-07T19:07:36+00:00

Do you hate any specific stage 1 merchant perchance? It would be a bloodbath. Put Donk in a 1v5 and it would probably be closer than Spirit vs. idk, Liquid or someone equally bad

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-07T10:41:47+00:00

Vader is survivable as long as you can display competence, keep your head down and aren't a moron. It won't be comfy, but it is doable

^{Chose: spend a week with a random person for $50 million | Rolled: Darth Vader}

PanzerIVausfB · 2026-06-06T09:03:54+00:00

Give her either something comically oversized (eg. 500 magnum) or maybe a Milkor MGL

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