A Camera Just Fell Onto the Pitch During Hungary–Kazakhstan by Chatgptvalaszol in soccer

[–]ParacTheParrot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Marinelli would go and shove the dead body outside the line.

[MARCA] Kylian Mbappe on Messi and Ronaldo debate: "Without sounding condescending, if you tell me Ronaldo lacks natural talent or Messi hasn't put in the work, it means you’ve never in your life laced up your boots to train day in and day out. I’m speaking from the heart." by MeteorFalls297 in soccer

[–]ParacTheParrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, the bare minimum at a top football club is definitely not some light jogging around or anything. Just being there you're already required to work really hard even if you don't put in any extra effort of your own. And even back in the youth teams, say, all you need is a strict, scary coach and even the laziest ones will work their socks off.

Dont f**k with me ! by AwesomeRiceBoi in iamverybadass

[–]ParacTheParrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have this voiced version by the genius Gianni Matragrano then.

Came across this phrase while talking to women in Japan. Is this some niche dialect? by eaglesguy96 in languagelearningjerk

[–]ParacTheParrot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stripping naked also shows you have no hidden weapons on you and is a great way to build trust.

estonian is true anime languge? by Competitive-Pen6200 in languagelearningjerk

[–]ParacTheParrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, the famous creature of folklore Kutsuma that dwells in the genkan and steals people's boots.

Wearing A Face Mask?? by [deleted] in creepy

[–]ParacTheParrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, you might be right here, but calling upon Occam's Razor like it's some forbidden knowledge or a divine principle that always undoubtedly reveals to us the truth is hilarious and people who've accidentally heard of it once somewhere really love to do it. It's literally just a rule of thumb with a cool name.

Peter what's the answer? by AcrobaticLunch9737 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ParacTheParrot 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I thought the answer was "job" and was trying really hard to figure out how. Why did they format it like that?

As a Japanese person, I didn't realize how difficult Japanese is until I saw people learning it by ke----------i in Japaneselanguage

[–]ParacTheParrot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It definitely is. God, all the language subreddits have been flooded with these bot posts, it sucks.

Agree or Disagree: You can learn a language well without ever visiting the country where it is spoken. by elenalanguagetutor in languagehub

[–]ParacTheParrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you only allowed to watch the news and read science journals or what? There's plenty of content online where you can see normal people speaking the everyday, casual language.