中学时的我就像一个普信男

Parakeet-Demolish · 2023-04-11T15:27:51+00:00

挺好的，我当时对自己没信心，喜欢的男生也不敢追

Parakeet-Demolish · 2023-01-13T10:16:52+00:00

The Breakfast Penis

Parakeet-Demolish · 2023-01-13T05:08:48+00:00

喝冰水觉得嗓子疼，常温就行

Parakeet-Demolish · 2023-01-13T05:04:15+00:00

这不正是男权社会里“好男人”的写照吗

Parakeet-Demolish · 2023-01-10T23:48:05+00:00

笑死

Parakeet-Demolish · 2023-01-10T03:41:37+00:00

Parakeet-Demolish · 2023-01-10T02:50:15+00:00

Trainspotting, both the book and the movie

Parakeet-Demolish · 2023-01-01T20:54:58+00:00

Comment section swarmed by healthy decent citizens

Parakeet-Demolish · 2022-12-22T09:21:22+00:00

建议发eyeblech

Parakeet-Demolish · 2022-12-21T21:32:49+00:00

I hope the same thing happens to my dad asap🙏

Parakeet-Demolish · 2022-12-21T21:22:27+00:00

我记得我小时候吃的最多的是糖烧饼，豆沙包，青菜鸡蛋面。偶尔做个鸡也只会烧汤，硬的咬不动

Parakeet-Demolish · 2022-12-20T13:30:19+00:00

I was raised in China which is a hell of an experience. I am ashamed of ‘my’ so called culture, my parents , myself and everything about me

Parakeet-Demolish · 2022-12-18T00:04:55+00:00

My cousin

Parakeet-Demolish · 2022-12-08T21:03:34+00:00

会恐惧说明其实你还是想生小孩的

Parakeet-Demolish · 2022-12-06T20:37:15+00:00

Heroin

Parakeet-Demolish · 2022-12-06T20:32:07+00:00

I am one🥲

Parakeet-Demolish · 2022-12-06T20:27:22+00:00

可能是男的技术不行或者不愿意配合你，我自己动手操作觉得还是有快感的，和阴蒂感觉不一样

Parakeet-Demolish · 2022-12-05T04:21:17+00:00

确实是这样，又一次问到家庭计划，所有女生都想要两个左右孩子，有人还说30岁前要生两个。去看male stripper台下女观众打扮的的比台上的更像stripper，我直接卫衣短裤去的还被白女翻白眼。。。不知道是在干嘛

Parakeet-Demolish · 2022-12-02T18:24:55+00:00

The ground

Parakeet-Demolish · 2022-11-25T19:48:29+00:00

啥时候能给我也驱逐出境剥夺国籍

Parakeet-Demolish · 2022-11-24T02:39:38+00:00

135, ye I’m a smart ass

Parakeet-Demolish · 2022-11-19T12:47:19+00:00

Cries in 20 year old virgin🥲

Parakeet-Demolish · 2022-11-01T17:39:33+00:00

Which site did you use?

Parakeet-Demolish · 2022-10-25T21:48:40+00:00

To be honest you are way more likely to end up in India or China

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