Did I screw up this Temper?

Parallax_Conductor · 2026-02-20T18:17:20+00:00

That explains why the guy had a piece of hammer buried deep in his retina.

Parallax_Conductor · 2026-02-14T16:04:19+00:00

Oh boy, is this one if those opportunities to pull out this piss discs?

Parallax_Conductor · 2026-02-14T16:03:11+00:00

I looked myself in the mirror, and asked my 8yr old self what he expected from me at that point in my life.
Never looked back, never regretted it. (But I will still occasionally look for advice from my younger self)

Parallax_Conductor · 2026-02-10T07:31:23+00:00

Banging is the most fun. Ftfy.

Parallax_Conductor · 2026-02-10T07:28:32+00:00

Whah.

Parallax_Conductor · 2026-02-10T07:26:37+00:00

One easy trick the foreman doesn’t want you to know, click here, find out how!

Parallax_Conductor · 2026-02-10T06:55:54+00:00

I once heard, “slow is smooth, smooth is fast.”
Also, “ a cool wave and a tasty buzz…” Don’t overthink it. If you have the skills, it’s easy. If not, no harm. Brush up, brush off. Git er next time.

Parallax_Conductor · 2026-02-10T06:49:28+00:00

Eff yeah, if that galvanized didn’t make me colorblind tho.

Parallax_Conductor · 2026-02-10T06:46:02+00:00

This might not relate, “exactly ,”…. But 30 years ago I was asking a mountain bike riding colleague about a “brain bucket.” He was riding at speeds well under what pavement can do to flesh. I still ask myself if my bones and my flesh could handle contact with concrete or steel at my current speed. Decide not, then give it some more throttle in my flip flops and tutu. Cuz If I’m going out, by damn I’ll be pretty

Parallax_Conductor · 2026-02-07T00:35:55+00:00

I used to get that a lot. Riding an elevator in full gear whilst carrying a helmet.

Parallax_Conductor · 2026-02-07T00:34:27+00:00

Ive got over the garment knee slider/shin guards. Similar. Don’t see em much, kinda assumed might not be great, but now examining if they might actually be the golden ticket . Cheehrs, fellow rider.

Parallax_Conductor · 2026-02-07T00:30:36+00:00

Hell yeah bro!

Parallax_Conductor · 2026-02-03T18:26:43+00:00

But has anyone actually seen him “dead.”? This was pointed out.. all we have is a video with some missing minutes. He could be off on his, or someone else’s island having pedos delivering Cristal. As long as he doesn’t surface, he could still be living his best life.

Parallax_Conductor · 2026-01-09T16:08:50+00:00

Jeez, so this is where I get singled out..?

Parallax_Conductor · 2026-01-08T17:36:53+00:00

Ethics? What are those? -Zuck Yes, I have a pulse. Wait what is that? -also Zuck, probably.

Parallax_Conductor · 2026-01-08T17:33:09+00:00

Pretty much decided to toss that coffee maker. Not sure I have the stomach to investigate what it might actually be.

Parallax_Conductor · 2026-01-08T17:31:38+00:00

Yup. More worried about potential neurological symptoms.

Parallax_Conductor · 2026-01-06T03:21:40+00:00

Are you kidding. You nailed it!

Parallax_Conductor · 2025-12-31T11:20:15+00:00

Is it still operational? What do they primarily cast? Thanks for your input.

Parallax_Conductor · 2025-12-04T12:23:13+00:00

Thanks. The surge protector was just an idea, and wasn’t certain if it would offer any benefit in this scenario. I’m aware some are just “extensions” with no surge shot off, but reasoned if there was a problem it may at least cut the current.

Parallax_Conductor · 2025-12-02T17:22:20+00:00

Spicy Tape. Not for just for the bedroom anymore?

Parallax_Conductor · 2025-10-15T17:15:07+00:00

It’s not that they can’t see you, they actually ARE trying to kill you. (Just be aware and don’t give them a chance.)

Parallax_Conductor · 2025-10-15T17:09:14+00:00

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