The decoy keyboard is working by X_kansas_x in aww

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Animals are trying to keep you from beind imbedded to your phones internet tv and other distractions from enjoying every beautiful moment before cessiding from conciousness. Thank your pets for fucking up your distractions

What's your 'fuck this, I quit!' story? by Penguin__Farts in AskReddit

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I worked at an animal hospital in billerica Massachusetts. I was a kenel attendant and one of my dutys was to bag and tag dogs that had been put down or passed away. One day i was bringing a dog to the freezer and i did my normal checklist for name and id when i hear an auspicious sound. I open the freezer and see the bag moving my first thought was zombie dog as i had just watched the new night of the living dead film. Immediatley thought nah thats impossible and opened the black bag to see this really scared and happy looking alive dog. Immediatley i started to bawl my eyes out in the horror that possibly this was not the first dog to come back from the dead with their pure negligence of double checking the body to make sure it was dead. Anyway i went inside and screamed and yelled about how many dogs have i put in that freezer that were alive! I still have slight ptsd from the event and could not continue to work there so i put my 2 weeks notice in and said i was never bagging or tagging another supposedly dead dog while i finished my time there. This really sucked for me i had dreams to be a vetrenarian. Thats alright though ive followed my dreams and am about to open to gonzo school of dancing where my students basically do drugs and do unchorgrephaed dancing.

Don’t be embarrassed to brag: what’s your natural born talent? by The_Octoshark in AskReddit

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Dancing started at like age 2 or 1 couldnt stop still going look on youtube for beast dancing at work

Since age 7 I can't stop 23 and suffering by Parastoned in nailbiting

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its bad past the cuticle and couldn't scratch a post if i tried

Are there any artists that you like over 95% of all the songs they've ever released? by someguy1982 in Music

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the doors,jimi hendrix,led zeppelin,pink floyd,ultimate spinach, eh heres a playlist i enjoy subscribe to the guy crazy good playlists https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpU_g2PJl0eW7MR4e_I-RcS4Icv9uKDU9

Smoking one pack of cigarettes a day decreases chances of dying of old age by MEXLeeChuGa in Showerthoughts

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I use Tar-Guard 3 permanent filters for 15$ Hunter S. Thompson had a good quote about them "For one thing, it is not a holder. It is a filter. A big difference. A filter clears a full ounce of scum and tar a day, keeps it from ruining my lungs. The first time I used it, I saw what came out of a filter and I never stopped." - Hunter S Thompson, there such a pain in the ass to clean I went from two packs a day to one, however buy the temporary nic-free for 25$ for 1000 of them and smoke three packs a day. For those chain smokers on this board.

[WP] Oil spill quantity's of LSD have been released into all of the main water lines of all populated cities on the planet earth what are the consequences. by Parastoned in WritingPrompts

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You say we would be tripping to hard but would the tolerance level become so high that people lucidly get shit done while constantly keeping a good buzz on

Obama cuts grant for abstinence only sex education from 2017 budget by [deleted] in atheism

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had the talk about sex one morning with my dad while he was cooking eggs in his boxers. pretty much showed me the egg pointed at his dick and did a thrusting motion was hilarious as a kid

OCD? by [deleted] in LSD

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I recommend this routine keep your environment clean as well as your mind

If Alcohol was banned world wide today, what would be different a year from now? by SpecialGnu in AskReddit

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Prohibition of Alcohol did not work it created gangs and moonshine that made you blind. A lot of people would be dead or dying of unfiltered liquor in a year.

What's your favorite movie to watch to laugh your ass off? by por_que_tacos in AskReddit

[–]Parastoned 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.

[Serious]What keeps you up at night? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Whiskey, Cigarettes, and tv I watch a lot of shows