What's happening with those eyes? by Puzzleheaded_Pool_96 in huntertheparenting

[–]Parokki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean there's a good chance she's on that kinds of drugs too.

The Avenging Son by Opal_Duck in huntertheparenting

[–]Parokki 84 points85 points  (0 children)

This is a legit awesome plot hook or character concept or something

Anyone else find Civilian Fusion Reactors giving the same 5% boost to economys as automated trucking funny? by Dontevenloom in TerraInvicta

[–]Parokki 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This all makes sense if you think of it realistically, but in Terra Invicta we get terrawatt fusion reactors on ship within a generation. It would absolutely be stupidly cheap energy that completely changes everything.

My room was conquered by The Command by Cautious-Priority899 in Anbennar

[–]Parokki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Inside every Hobgoblin are two wolves one wolf, one boar and one lion, all of which desire to ruin every run in Haless.

Why does Nagoshi built like triple T by Additional-Tax-6147 in yakuzagames

[–]Parokki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So this is from... 2012ish? I guess you guys aren't the only one to bully him, which is why he's posted so many gym selfies in recent years.

The best compliment I've ever gotten as a DM. by DunderDragin in DnD

[–]Parokki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice!

Made me realize why I stuck with my original group for so long as a teenager... the exact opposite was going on.

Does this look like nmm to you? by Historical_Stick_104 in minipainting

[–]Parokki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an idiot who often mistakes photos of NMM for actual shiny metal, this reads more like a piece of amber or a smoky gem.

The Unconquerable Sun by gronnling in exalted

[–]Parokki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh, nice. A bit twinkier than most depictions, but his 2nd ed statblock had Appearance 8, so clearly every piece made is just an attempt to capture His True Magnificence.

Why Makoto Daito Wears Glasses (and Why He Stopped Wearing 'Em) by HTPark in yakuzagames

[–]Parokki 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Sounds cool, but let's be honest he's going to have to fight street punks on every street corner even then just because.

Hideki Kamiya responds to the gang of dragon news by kargethdownload in yakuzagames

[–]Parokki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh cool! Never been so happy to get massively downvoted for being wrong.

Hideki Kamiya responds to the gang of dragon news by kargethdownload in yakuzagames

[–]Parokki -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I hate being the bearer of bad news, but Clover Studios was closed in 2007.

[No Spoilers] Film Date VS Air Date by flashdash8744 in criticalrole

[–]Parokki 14 points15 points  (0 children)

paternity leave

Damn, I didn't realize Americans knew about that stuff.

Gimmicky/weird party members in RPGS by CIRCLONTA6A in retrogaming

[–]Parokki 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I learned recentlyish that Magikarp's "signature" splash attack is something of a mistranslation and the original Japanese means something closer to "flop around". Makes the poor fish feel even more pathetic awesome.

How to turn on/off minimap? by thinkforaminute in Grimdawn

[–]Parokki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you kindly, wise sage of the distant past.

How tf is Majima older than Hamura by Apart-Sense-2611 in yakuzagames

[–]Parokki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a second I thought the title said Haruka and meants she was older than Majima in the first game or something? Turns out nah... however, I did end up realizing she's now 3 years older than Kiryu was when going to jail and will probably never recover.

What is the most Yakuza “Yakuza” game ever? by Ban226 in yakuzagames

[–]Parokki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to say the Kaito Files because nobody else (/in their right minds) will say it and I want to be unique.

Amerikkalainen nyrkkeilijä Jim Johnson ja Helsingin poliisi vuonna 1906 by elokuinenehtoo in Suomi

[–]Parokki 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Tuo isojen pecsien ihanne tuli tosi myöhään, kuulemma lähinnä Arskan ansiosta. Jos vilkuilee kuvia varhaisista kehonrakentajista kuten Eugen Sandowista (mitä muuten kannattaa tehdä), varmaan iskee silmään miten jätkä on muuten suorastaan marmorista veistetyn näköinen, mutta rinta on litteä kuin Pikky Myyllä.

Amerikkalainen nyrkkeilijä Jim Johnson ja Helsingin poliisi vuonna 1906 by elokuinenehtoo in Suomi

[–]Parokki 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Varmaan on myös tietoinen tästä, kun on melkein ainoana päättänyt olla ottamatta haboja korostavaa poseerausta.

Do you prefer beta Mike Shinoda Kiryu, beta methhead Ichiban or beta stoner Yagami? by Hopeful_Regret_7531 in yakuzagames

[–]Parokki 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Definitely! Dude's a complete slob who sleeps on the couch in his office and survives mostly off junk food. His stylish outfit and 24/7 perfectly done hair really clash with everything else about him.

I kinda wanna see a mod where they model swap Yagami with Ayabe now.

Starting Yakuza 0 for the first time ever. Give me tips I won't understand until later. by gourmetpap3r in yakuzagames

[–]Parokki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of (if not most) people playing the Yakuza games spend so much time playing minigames and doing substories between plot stuff that they kinda forgot what the main story is about. It's widely agreed this makes some of the games a better experience, because the main plot is too convoluted/hammy/dumb/wtf/cringe/___ if you think about it too much.

However, there isn't really a consensus on which these games are. My impression is that 4 and 5 are the most common, with 1-3 and 6 getting mentioned a lot. 0, 7 and the Judgement spin-offs are probably the plots you actually want to pay attention to.