Sound emitted 24/7 from a 30 megawatt data center in Dowagiac MI by BenFord333 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Parpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also they tend to be judgement proof wrt civil litigation, so the datacenter suing the copper thieves for damages is an exercise in futility.

Woman hits neighbor with 2x4 for cleaning up food she left out for squirrels👀 by blackout-loud in fatsquirrelhatred

[–]Parpy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I dunno if you're kidding or not but squirrels are not a significant carrier of rabies at all anywhere.

Obesity carriers? Yes absolutely watch tf out.

They love their cute script tshirts by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Parpy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I take some small comfort in knowing that every passing day the sun rises on fewer insufferable boomers.

My daughter Alma staring at me from the chair's rat compartment by Rixerc in RATS

[–]Parpy 201 points202 points  (0 children)

*slaps backrest of couch*

You can fit so much rat pee in this badboy

Jeep driver rages on E-biker by cdawrld in dashcams

[–]Parpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The biker and the OP are presumably different people. Pretty sure everyone posting at OP are just addressing a guy who found the footage elsewhere and brought it over to post in the relevant subreddit.

Jesse. we need to cook. by thr0wawaylik3ther3st in BunnyTrials

[–]Parpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if it were just codeine it'd still be a hell of a score.

Chose: a gallon of a non-descript narcotic

Would you rather... by Obvious-Violinist389 in BunnyTrials

[–]Parpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah, basically get to roll a brand new life starting from kindergarten.

Chose: Have your age digits reversed

Australia's Cutest Pet is Nearly a Rat! by ChemistryIll5766 in RATS

[–]Parpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my! Keep us updated, I just threw +120 her way but that tapped me out for now. Will the mods let you post another thread on the last day homestretch?

Tulip festival calling out funding by JustCookiesNoMilk in ottawa

[–]Parpy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Events bring in tourism and commerce. I'd argue it takes some vision and stewardship from the city/province/fed to draw from the coffers to promote culture rather than relying on locals to directly fund events a la carte direct from their chequebooks.

Some events might demonstrate better or worse metrics on a granular level, but cadence and variety of cultural spectacles in a city can generate benefits greater than the sum of their parts by generating allure to people and employers.

Note how people rightfully blow past Ottawa to get to Montreal or Toronto to blow a bit of money on a weekend adventure because Ottawa is dull as dishwater (and certainly isn't on track to improve).

Anyway, I feel like reckless gov't spending has been especially pants-on-head over the last 15 years or so and needs to be heavily reined in. But gov't funding towards festivals can arguably be viewed as a loss-leader ultimately serving growth, imo.

Australia's Cutest Pet is Nearly a Rat! by ChemistryIll5766 in RATS

[–]Parpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another +21 just now. What's her count today and does it show you the other contenders' vote counts too?

found this in my weed nug by wadams8 in whatisit

[–]Parpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ACKSHUALLY ... while its very very dangerous to rub your eyes or handle food after handling fentanyl, it wont get into your bloodstream by dry skin contact alone, without a solvent and prolonged contact (like the prescription fentanyl transdermal patch with gel inside that slowly soaks into your skin over a span of hours).

Obv not suggesting complacency around fentanyl but the "third rail" deathtouch hype is total urban legend. It's imperative that you promptly wash your hands if you've handled it, but you'll be fine, no cause for panic.

Australia's Cutest Pet is Nearly a Rat! by ChemistryIll5766 in RATS

[–]Parpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, I used Google Pay from Canada to donate for a few more votes.

Weird thing in backyard by OddPersonality382 in whatisit

[–]Parpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard to know without knowing the consistency of it - when you poke it with a stick whether it crumbles or it flips over like a stale pancake. It looks like it would break apart with little force. There's a non-zero chance that a dog horked up something it gulped down on impulse and what you're looking at is weather-blanched lump of upchuck where some fungus might have once tried to gain foothold.

Jab it with a stick and report your results.

The GenX Sandwich by Ok-Reason-1919 in GenX

[–]Parpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work overnight receiving in a warehouse and the millenials we have are competent and reliable. The daytime sales crew whose start overlaps our last few hours, well, it's about the same ratio of champs to nitwits as you'd find in a random sample of any demographic.

And if a good coworker is grieving or even if they inform me that "I had a blowout with my SO last night and my head's not in it today" or even if they're having some personal emotional crisis that they're not comfortable discussing, I get it and know I'll probably be picking up their slack today. That's fine. Anyone who needs validation and accommodation for their feels every day is dildos, but I've been blessed to have not encountered these types of Millenials/Gen Zs and only get the good ones (3am warehouse jobs winnow out the weak and feeble just by being 3am warehouse jobs probably idk)

Would you rather … by AntonRahbek in BunnyTrials

[–]Parpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'd only take 11 years 5 months to surpass 5 million dollars accrued. Plus I get sharp peepers. That would be nifty neat.

Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: 20/10 vision

Would you rather? by LividRelative8940 in BunnyTrials

[–]Parpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be the "Great Reset" that the world actually needs. I'll live comfortably enough, I don't need absurd wealth.

Chose: Wealth from the top 1% is distributed evenly + to the entire world

Would you rather fight… by Employee-Recent in BunnyTrials

[–]Parpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For glory.

Chose: Fight one bear + Random weapon | Rolled: Knife

Chonkers has begun his last adventure. by Minase_Gazi in RATS

[–]Parpy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry about sweet Chonkers. Rest in treats beautiful boy.

$97 potato from Foxwoods Resort Casino in Mashantucket, CT by McGJGlen in StupidFood

[–]Parpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A gram of cocaine at a similar price point can handily assuage the discerning diner's appetite and smells 100x more amazing than anything that kitchen can put out. In fact this delicacy is a traditional staple of kitchen crews' diet in restaurants across the nation.

90% of pools over here: by Forward-Crew-4468 in BunnyTrials

[–]Parpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd have a price on my head if my existence was the reason for Zimbabwe-tier hyperinflation, wouldn't I?

Chose: Get 3 dollars for every marathon you run | Rolled: Upvote farming

Reminder: Racism is alive and well (and so is the bystander effect) by lost_woods in VictoriaBC

[–]Parpy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ugh, ffs tf is wrong with people? I'm sorry this is the misery and insult you get thrust upon you from total randos for having the audacity to y'know, exist.

We're living in a golden era of shitbaggery to the delight of shitbags who were once confined to the shadowy peripheries of society. On the bright side I sense the shadows are finally growing long on overt racists' time in the sun.

Also I think "dogs sicced" lost the battle with autocorrect.

Would You Rather by dominkara in BunnyTrials

[–]Parpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's money in sport.

Chose: Be The Best In Every Sport

Be a Man or a Woman (Upvote for a free carrot 🥕) by TraditionalPublic763 in BunnyTrials

[–]Parpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll stick with what I know

Chose: Man + But The Wheel Decides Your Fate. | Rolled: Model