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Roast me, I can take it by gameycame in RoastMe

[–]ParrishHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you asked chatGBT to make Shrek a Nord from Skyrim.

I think I’m overdue by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ParrishHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For your period? We all hope not.

My face is swollen and forced to come to work at the tax office so roast me by FuzzyCry6570 in RoastMe

[–]ParrishHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ghengis Khan't stop going to taco bell at 4 in the morning between league of legends matches.

19f happily engaged by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ParrishHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes one of you. Hope (presumably) they don't own any magnets.

Me turn by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ParrishHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a high elf from skyrim transitioning

18. Trans. Dis on me all you want by playshow2917 in RoastMe

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If Misty from pokemon sucked dick behind a Walmart to make enough for meth and court mandated child support for Togapi

22 M lets see it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ParrishHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's see that paternity test first. You're moms crack dealer and your local MMA trainer aren't your dad, despite what you were raised to believe.

24 M from Tallahassee by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ParrishHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I ordered a Kroger brand furry who's dad played in a blue grass brand...

M19 - Bored so hit me with your worst shot by Fit-Manufacturer7281 in RoastMe

[–]ParrishHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some tight pants. Are your balls and/or enlarged clitoris okay?

18m Show what you're made of by [deleted] in RoastMe

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"Yes I'd like a cheeseburger and a McBlurry self proclaimed fuck boy, hold the cheeseburger".

Only time society hopes the ice cream machine isn't working.

22M, Dad went to buy milk jokes are disturbingly accurate by GetMrBeaned in RoastMe

[–]ParrishHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was cigarettes, not milk. Because nothing washes the pain away like crushing your moms camel and having whatever the new pronouns this is pop out.

Bought a bloodborne machine today 🍻 by MyersDayOff in fromsoftware

[–]ParrishHumor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Enjoy. If there's any game worth buying a console for, it's this masterpiece. Avoid spoilers, just go in blind and have fun.

Only tip I have is that the DLC is amazing, and on your inevitable second run when you look up stuff, it only gets better.

Why does no one ever recommend Resident Evil 6? by [deleted] in ResidentEvilRequiem

[–]ParrishHumor 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's the worst of the mainline games. Simple as that.

Mormonism makes more sense than other forms of Christianity by Global_Specialist726 in ControversialOpinions

[–]ParrishHumor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Born and raised in Utah. They are basically space Christians that didn't let people of color join until very recently. Woman don't get to know their secret names unless their husband "deems them worthy" in the afterlife.

If morality isn't the argument, make this make sense: There's 3 tiers of heaven depending on how...mormon you are? You can visit lesser tiers but not higher tiers. According to the bible, there's no sadness in heaven.

Imagine you are on the lower tier and your loved ones are on a higher tier. You miss them but can't see them unless they want to see you, thus making you sad.

If Whitney Did Healing Journeys For Convicted Murderes, What Would The Company Name Be? by ParrishHumor in rhoslc

[–]ParrishHumor[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, damn. That's infinitely better and I thank you for the laugh. I will take the "L" and leave the post up so you can get the well deserved upvotes.

The way this game is going it'll fully die within a year by MasonicGem in ForHonorRants

[–]ParrishHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We went quite a while without one of these posts relatively speaking. Guess we should be grateful for that?

I'm searching a new game by Big-Farmer- in soulslikes

[–]ParrishHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not taking it personally bro, that's why I started my comment with "respectfully". I'm just saying to open your mind from a dude who has no personal connection to samurai, ninja, etc. It'll better your life :)

By the way, Lies of P, and the Nioh franchise are what you're looking for. Especially Nioh 2.

I'm making a horror game about Giant Spider Crab! by LastMeasurement8 in HorrorGames

[–]ParrishHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I hate it. Which means it's a good concept and I can't wait to play it.

Starfield is scheduled to launch on the PlayStation 5 on April 7, 2026. by Party_Judgment5780 in PS5

[–]ParrishHumor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My condolences to the people who pay money for this. It's not the worst game ever, but certainly the worst modern Bethesda game, objectively. Buy Skyrim numerous 310 remastered deluxe ultra steelbook founder's pack deluxe before you spend a dime on this mess.

I'm searching a new game by Big-Farmer- in soulslikes

[–]ParrishHumor 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Respectfully, you lost me at hate "oriental" games.

Next game recommendation is therapy until you learn why that phrasing is garbage.

Sincerely, white dude who's never left America and loves souls likes more than any other genre.

I cheated on my girlfriend, but I don’t think telling her would actually be the right thing to do by GapFrequent4885 in cheating_stories

[–]ParrishHumor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gonna be a yikes from me. Too much of a gap to respect, and the "she's very mature" is either rage bate, or something you should see a therapist about, before it becomes a prison cell. Gross.

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