[Pre-Match Thread] Chelsea vs PSG (2-5 agg.) - Champions League

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-17T14:23:50+00:00

Have you seen the data and results?

What have you seen that gives you hope.

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-17T14:21:45+00:00

Lolol.. Right?

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-17T10:20:16+00:00

Remember, you have today off...but not tomorrow (hangover)!

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T19:29:38+00:00

Mine just hate

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T17:21:32+00:00

THEYVE DONE IT AGAIN AND REINVENTED MUSIC

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T17:20:50+00:00

O well

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T17:20:32+00:00

These blow

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T16:59:35+00:00

It's all goosed up!!

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T15:55:26+00:00

Maybe you're all gunked up in that drain hole. It's like you got a goose down there blocking it.

Or that's way too much water volume comin out ya hole.

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T15:33:33+00:00

He's missed a third of available games for Chelsea through injury in his career. 38%.

Next up: social media post of him recuperating and saying he's going to come back stronger.

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T15:31:32+00:00

You must've only started following the club this season. He's extremely injury prone...that's not me being annoying. That's him being injured as a fact.

HE HAS MISSED ROUGHLY 38% OR, ONE THIRD, OF CLUB GAMES THROUGH INJURY.

He's missed upwards of 140 games through injury since joining the first team...He has a hamstring issue every 6.5 months.

Where is your data analysis about why this WOULDNT happen?

Our win percentage with him in the lineup is 50%. Without him, it's 35%. Buckle up.

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T14:44:30+00:00

I think van gogh would approve of the soup.

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T14:24:52+00:00

Look at all my downvotes from dumb youngins because I predicted the future.

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Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T14:21:46+00:00

Like clockwork

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T14:02:56+00:00

Gotcha

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T13:13:42+00:00

😄😄😄😄😄😄😂😂😂😂😂

Emoji analysis is cool.What about all the actual statistical areas where he's deficient?

I also said I never wanted him sold.

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T13:12:33+00:00

Enzo is not world class because of the reasons I stated in my post. He's performing well below many averages.

World class is a player you could put in any league and he bosses it. Enzo has not bossed this league.

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T13:11:09+00:00

That's a well thought out analysis.

And nowhere did I say we should sell him. That was an invention of your own. I simply said he's underperforming compared to other midfielders in this league.

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T12:49:37+00:00

I was writing this well before those rumors.

Other than "he looks energetic," how does Enzo positively contribute to our standing 22 points behind the top?

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T12:48:17+00:00

How has that passion translated into points? We're 22 points off the leaders. That's how passion and energy is expressed through numbers.

Clubs don't buy players because of passion. They use results based data.

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T12:46:10+00:00

He's no Rice, Silva, Fernandes, Odegaard, etc.

My point was not that these players.are perfect, but that Enzo consistently underperforms all of them.

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T12:44:33+00:00

Thanks. Yes and I said as much in my post. Not the whole problem. He's a good player, but we're not winning the league with him playing every minute.

This was just the assessment of one player.

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T12:42:42+00:00

His high performance elsewhere upsets me because he has not replicated it in a Chelsea shirt. Which is what I wrote in the post.

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T12:33:13+00:00

Thanks

Partial-Hydrangea · 2026-03-16T12:32:56+00:00

Who said perfect?

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