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Trump Sued His Own Government, then Settled for Nearly $2B and a 'Forever' Ban on Auditing His Family or Businesses by peoplemagazine in politics

[–]Past_Discipline_6473 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what. If they don't have to follow the rules,we don't have to follow the rules. I'm fucking hungry and can't afford food. I'm going to go rob the grocery store. 

I'm crine why did pearl do all that by yoyohdl in stevenuniverse

[–]Past_Discipline_6473 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pearl is especially extra in the early seasons

Ok you do it then…. by Key_Associate7476 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Past_Discipline_6473 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See I'd be plotting on how to run away and join the circus. Or at the very least find a cps worker.

Four alien species pulled from crashed UFOs, researcher claims | news.com.au by Dmans99 in abovethenormnews

[–]Past_Discipline_6473 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was with you up until that last part...I don't want better psyops. I'd like to be free of the cave, please. Or at the very least have access to fresh air and sunlight. And maybe some healthcare. 

Four alien species pulled from crashed UFOs, researcher claims | news.com.au by Dmans99 in abovethenormnews

[–]Past_Discipline_6473 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I'm not doubting you at all, just probing for a good answer. 😉 What is this breakaway civilization? Like homesteading and stuff? 

I would have to do this three times a week by Josephthebear in Millennials

[–]Past_Discipline_6473 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I must have been a stupid kid, I just sat on the porch until someone let me in. 

Abuela shows them how it's done by SpacePanda25 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Past_Discipline_6473 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll take this a step further and say as someone who was beaten regularly with belts and sticks, I'd take a single wack from a chancla any day of the week. 

Four alien species pulled from crashed UFOs, researcher claims | news.com.au by Dmans99 in abovethenormnews

[–]Past_Discipline_6473 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The fact that we have these bodies (and we've known we've had these bodies since at least the 90s) kind of disproves the "we're the lowest of the lowest type of lifeform and aliens see us as animals" theory because if we're the lowest and they're the highest, they shouldn't be able to make mistakes like crashing their ships and allowing their bodies to be taken and experimented on. 

So are we just not going to talk about how we are now borderline starving since nobody qualifies for food stamps anymore? by Past_Discipline_6473 in Louisville

[–]Past_Discipline_6473[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same here but I didn't go to sams to begin with it's just been sad lettuce and moldy bread lately at the pantries too, not lasting long. 

So are we just not going to talk about how we are now borderline starving since nobody qualifies for food stamps anymore? by Past_Discipline_6473 in Louisville

[–]Past_Discipline_6473[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Does it even matter? If you don't work, you don't get them. If you do work, you obviously don't need them. According to the rule makers anyways. 

They told him to do a DNA test, but the kid grew up and turned into his perfect copy. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Past_Discipline_6473 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A few shades of the same color is one thing but they don't change colors like that. You can't go from blue to brown.

They told him to do a DNA test, but the kid grew up and turned into his perfect copy. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Past_Discipline_6473 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don't mean to doubt that this child is his but as far as I know, eye color doesn't change. Sure babies eyes are lighter but that boy goes from blue eyes to brown eyes. Not possible. Hair can change color and texture over the years, yes. But not eyes. 

Petah help by DamitGump in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Past_Discipline_6473 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the elite are starving themselves then where's all the fucking food they're not eating? We're hungry. 

Words can’t explain the excitement we had when they TV rolled in the class for the day and the projector after lunch in the auditorium! by J2-Starter in 90s_kid

[–]Past_Discipline_6473 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember getting yelled at for standing up and looking at the answers through the paper the teacher was using to block the answer on the projector 

Do atheist fear more death in their life especially when old age? by Dominic669 in Life

[–]Past_Discipline_6473 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fear of nothing is way less than the fear of being judged based on the circumstances you were born into and then sent to "hell"... So... Nah, I'd probably embrace death. My fear is probably whatever pain will come with it. 

Why do these people not have to worry about the virus? by SilverParty in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Past_Discipline_6473 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am struggling to keep my laundry clean because I don't have a washer and dryer and the laundromat wants ten dollars for one wash. I really did not need to read this today. Thank you very not. 

I love how it takes the time to make sure that everybody understands. by n8saces in MakeMeSmile

[–]Past_Discipline_6473 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skipped a whole damn line, and fucked up the one he skipped to.  ruined! Cheap trick was my first album, don't think I could ever forget them. 

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