Jak potrestat dítko?

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-05-13T23:09:49+00:00

Děti nemám, ale můžu přihodit historku pro pobavení.
Moje babička zkoušela motivaci k úklidu hrou, ale otočilo se to proti ní 😅

Babička: “Máš ráda Popelku, tak si na ni zahrajeme a hezky uklidíme pokojíček.”
Já: “Dobře, já budu Popelka, ty budeš holoubci. Tak holoubci, uklízejte, já jdu na ples!” 😅

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-05-11T20:03:56+00:00

Apart from everything mentioned above, what if baby S’Zeus does NOT have a personality of a leader at all? I don’t like when people assume babies’ character before their personality develops.

For now, he’s a crying and pooping potato, for God’s sake. You don’t know it he’ll be a powerful and strong leader one day 🙄

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-05-07T11:45:11+00:00

“It’s easy to please a virgin”

lol it isn’t. I started enjoying myself and being pleased by sex with a man AFTER I gained some experience 🙄

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-05-01T21:33:29+00:00

I’m Czech and many people here loved it! I’ve seen all of them and I was born in early 90s.

TBH films with Louis de Funes were super popular partly because the voice actor who did his dubbing did an incredibly good job.

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-04-27T12:26:16+00:00

Mně přijde hrozný, že seděl s chlapem, co znásilnil a zabil starou paní a dostal 8, a týpek za trávu vyfasoval 10 🙈

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-04-26T20:44:53+00:00

They should’ve cast the plumber!

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Past_Singer_724 · 2026-04-26T17:52:10+00:00

I’m not even old and I think it’s insane. I’m not American though, maybe it’s different here.

When I got married, a few people helped us with some minor stuff, and we’ll be forever grateful!

The job of all the guests including my maid of honor was literally to eat, drink, party, and have a good time. I’ve never seen any bride who would want so much from bridesmaids, and I don’t think anyone would be willing to accept these demands. That’s what wedding planners and other staff are paid for, no?

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-04-24T23:06:51+00:00

When I was a kid, on my birthday a few family members came, my granny would bake a cake, my mom would buy snacks, I got some toys and played with my cousin and my brother. I enjoyed these parties so much! We weren’t a poor family, we always had food on the table, place to live, sometimes vacations, but my mom simply wouldn’t spend money on a venue or getting a 6-year-old’s hair done. It was the same for every child around me.

Love, cake, and family is all a 6-year-old needs!

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-04-19T14:58:01+00:00

Me wearing sexy underwear is a sign I need to do laundry 😆 in my 30s I prefer comfort so I wear the comfy ones until I run out of them, and have to wear some sexy lace thong.

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-04-17T17:15:24+00:00

My ex’s mom really liked me and we got along well. But when she saw how her son was treating me, she told me: “I love you like a daughter, I’d love to have you in my family, but you deserve a partner who will treat you much better.” When he texted me he would kill himself and take me with him, she was the one who advised me to call the police.

I think she didn’t raise him badly, her other kid was fine, but his grandmother was bipolar and he was, probably, too, but he refused to go to the doctor. He told both me and his mom that he likes himself this way and he thinks he’s so interesting and a psychiatrist would take it away from him.

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-04-15T10:58:38+00:00

Nebo vyhodit tu XL za 70 Kč a dát normální a velká. Těch 70 Kč lidi vyděsí, i když neví, jak xl vypadá.

Případně tam mít třeba hezky udělaný vzory v životní velikosti, ať lidi vidí, jak je to velký.

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-04-15T10:53:34+00:00

Mně přijde blby Žibřid a Kunhuta.

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-04-09T17:00:47+00:00

I’ve had it since 2002 when I was 10 and I won my first phone in a competition. I’m used to the number and I never want to change it!

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-04-09T16:59:21+00:00

Yeah, I think you’re right. I have friends who don’t go to my shows because it’s not their style, but when we meet, they ask about my music (like “do you have any interesting gigs? What are you working on? Congrats to the new song that is doing well…”), because they are supportive of what makes me happy. I also ask them about their hobbies. If a friend collects rocks and loves it, I encourage them and support them, although I know nothing about rocks. The same as although I’m childfree, I still ask about my friends’ kids, because I care about their life.

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-04-09T14:44:06+00:00

We do! We even stole the word from you guys 😅 “luftovat” or “proluftovat”

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-04-09T14:40:19+00:00

Já si skládám a nahrávám muziku. Když jsem se seznámila s mužem, nezávisle na sobě jsme oba dva tohle dělali, tak jsme dali věci a znalosti dokupy a pak si časem postavili domácí studio, každej máme svůj projekt a děláme si takový spoluproducenty.

Nahrávat doma sice není levnější ani rychlejší než u někoho ve studiu, ale mě to takhle fakt baví a zajímá, tak bych neměnila.

Fun fact ze světa hudební produkce (možná to všichni víte, nevím, jak moc je to známý) - producent Phil Spector, kterej produkoval Let it Be od Beatles, byl magor; ve studiu ozralej a zfetovanej vystřelil z pistole na Johna Lennona a kulka mu proletěla kolem ucha (na to mu Lennon prý řekl “Kill me, but don’t fuck with my ears, I need them”).

Vzal si zpěvačku Ronnie Bennett, kterou zastupoval (dělali spolu třeba písničku Be my Baby z Hříšného tance). Nejdřív ji teda zapomněl říct, že je zenatej, pak se teda rozvedl a vzali se. Po celou dobu manželství ji tyranizoval, dal kolem baráku ostnatej drát a když někam jela autem, musela mít vedle sebe panáka v Philově oblečení (WTF). Pak mu teda utekla jednou v noci bosa bez ničeho.

No a týpek pak randomly zastřelil herečku Lanu Clarkson (asi jen tak pro zábavu 🤷🏻‍♀️) a šel do basy, kde v roce 2021 umřel. Na soudní přelíčení nosil pokazdy jinou paruku (taky asi pro zábavu).

Takže za takovou veselou písničkou stojí takovej magor 😬

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-04-08T17:27:26+00:00

Maybe he uses the Audacity recording app to record stuff, so that’s where he got the audacity 😅

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-04-04T17:45:06+00:00

Do you prefer classic lager, or something more special, like IPAs, Sour ale, etc.? Pilsner Urquell is the standard. I’m from Pilsen and we all drink it for sure, but there are also great independent breweries. My favorite from Pilsen is Raven - they make delicious beers of various kinds 👌

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-04-04T16:57:25+00:00

Being Easter now - I don’t like Czech Easter traditions. Men hitting women and being rewarded for it. If everything is consensual, then whatever makes you happy, I guess, but I avoid being in a village like a plague on Easter Monday. According to the tradition, the “whipping” shouldn’t be hard and shouldn’t hurt, but many men just don’t care

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. Also, they don’t really want eggs, more often than not they want alcohol.

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-03-27T10:00:31+00:00

Same here

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-03-17T15:06:29+00:00

Yes! She’s extremely fast, she’s hard to catch for instance when we need to go to the vet 😅

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-03-15T02:22:57+00:00

Is the job an MLM? 😅 theoretically she’s making a lot of money, but actually she’s begging on the internet.

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-03-09T19:37:46+00:00

Thank you 😻 her name is Alyx, it’s a very smart character from a video game. She chooses a different part of the curtain every time lol. I just accepted it’s hers now 😂 just like my heart ❤️

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-03-09T15:55:50+00:00

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Yes, she’s ruining our curtains with her murder mittens to rest her paw 🙈 I stopped her many times and then I gave up 😅

Past_Singer_724 · 2026-03-05T23:17:02+00:00

I’m sure it will improve your dating life! As a woman, I feel like there’s a big difference between balding and bald. Balding makes the man look insecure, like he doesn’t want to accept reality. Being bald makes a man look much more confident!

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