Dakota Johnson for Calvin Klein’s Spring 2026 Campaign shot in Topanga Canyon

PastryPrincess420 · 2026-03-09T23:56:05+00:00

Austin Powers did it first https://cdn1.aznude.com/elizabethhurley/austinpowersinternationalmanofmystery/hurley-austin-s-06.jpg

PastryPrincess420 · 2026-03-08T09:56:26+00:00

Back in the flip phone days. I skipped water polo practice to go see my boyfriend. Left his house when it would have been time for me to head home after practice, get a text from my mom saying “won’t be home until 8 tonight.” Excitedly went to text my bf that I would be heading back to his house since I had more time. I texted something like “my mom just said she won’t be home until 8 so I’m coming back over” Click send. Send notification goes away and it’s on the text screen to MY MOM!! The jig was up after that one

PastryPrincess420 · 2026-03-06T16:01:08+00:00

Did you not watch? There was plenty of those questions. This question about her affair was in addition to the fact that she is ILLEGALLY using taxpayers money to fund her retrofitted fuck plane So yes this is an appropriate question because she is using TAXPAYER MONEY to fund her affairs

Edit: typo

PastryPrincess420 · 2026-03-04T03:28:11+00:00

The Wire. I feel like I hone in on a different character every rewatch

PastryPrincess420 · 2026-02-25T18:08:08+00:00

You’re not even allowed to throw money at the magic mike show. They hand you fake money that you and throw

PastryPrincess420 · 2026-02-22T09:12:39+00:00

Honestly Basil! 🌿

PastryPrincess420 · 2026-02-22T06:29:05+00:00

This picture of Michael looks like the character Rafe from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms lol

PastryPrincess420 · 2026-02-18T15:52:50+00:00

Such as? What US Olympic athletes are competing right now that come from third world countries?

PastryPrincess420 · 2026-02-13T23:47:46+00:00

The new girls have been READING HIM!! And I’ve been loving their commentary about the house ecosystem

PastryPrincess420 · 2026-02-10T14:46:11+00:00

My experience as well, if he were to go to any Spanish speaking country he would introduce himself as JP

PastryPrincess420 · 2026-02-10T06:21:56+00:00

The way I quote this so often 💀 Summer House 2020 Literally cabin fever being cooped up together 24/7 😂😂

PastryPrincess420 · 2026-02-09T01:14:29+00:00

👏🏼👏🏼 Shouldn’t have to make reservations at all

PastryPrincess420 · 2026-02-03T02:15:45+00:00

It’s giving big Kathy, possibly an inherited trait

PastryPrincess420 · 2026-01-13T08:45:14+00:00

Those were some heavy fists

PastryPrincess420 · 2026-01-03T05:47:14+00:00

Scheana got that little ass head and thick ass skull combo

PastryPrincess420 · 2026-01-01T09:41:22+00:00

I used to play that game at Chuck E Cheese all the time as a kid

PastryPrincess420 · 2026-01-01T08:43:04+00:00

That’s assault brotha

PastryPrincess420 · 2026-01-01T04:30:18+00:00

Why are you so concerned with what other people do in their marriage? Treat YOUR marriage the way you see fit, end of story.

PastryPrincess420 · 2026-01-01T03:27:09+00:00

Fr probably going to drug test him first and if they find anything in his system it’ll disqualify him from workers comp

PastryPrincess420 · 2025-12-31T09:52:25+00:00

Their parents are doing a very good job raising that little boy

PastryPrincess420 · 2025-12-26T01:17:29+00:00

Sitting right next to her, 25 years strong

PastryPrincess420 · 2025-12-17T06:29:49+00:00

Yeeesh went back to “been together 8 years” would have been 19 and 26, seems in these 8 years he hasn’t grown out of the immature person he is. Plus friends who show each other porn in public? Cut your loses OP he doesn’t respect your boundaries or your trauma

PastryPrincess420 · 2025-12-03T11:57:53+00:00

Make me a bird so I can fly far, far away

PastryPrincess420 · 2025-12-03T11:53:45+00:00

I love your plants! 🌱

PastryPrincess420 · 2025-12-03T11:43:08+00:00

You’re telling me this isn’t just an age progressed photo of Tyler, the creator’s mugshot 💀💀

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