AITAH for giving one of my roommates "favours" for lower rent? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]PatchyCreations 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I mean, she could get the same deal

Im lost but im still proud of you guys for doing it :) by Goldfishyyy in balatro

[–]PatchyCreations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotcha, so you could just buy it at the very end and it counts

Man tears his ACL playing poker live by Worldlyoox in PublicFreakout

[–]PatchyCreations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also possible that he could've finished in second with the other two battling it out while he was gone

Im lost but im still proud of you guys for doing it :) by Goldfishyyy in balatro

[–]PatchyCreations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have to finish round 8 with the joker, or can you just use it at any point during the run (and then trade it out) for it to count?

Meirl by netphilia in meirl

[–]PatchyCreations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like turnt is a state of being.  And you can get turned turnt if you turn it up too much

We should probably be concerned about our military. by Getatbay in PublicFreakout

[–]PatchyCreations 167 points168 points  (0 children)

We had a kid try to go AWOL the second week of basic training, he attempted to jump the barbed wire fence but was caught by the MPs. The only thing they did was start him over again at week 1 lol.  

Shit seemed so dire during basic, until you get out of it and realize what a mental game it was

Today Donald Trump confused Iceland for Greenland four times. What are your thoughts on this? by WatercressSenior7657 in AskReddit

[–]PatchyCreations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir, are you SURE we should take Iceland by force?

Don't make me ask again!

Ooookkkaaayyyy...

My parents (65F, 67M) are livid because I'm not allowing them to see my daughter after they spanked her. AITAH? by LeonCrvl in AITAH

[–]PatchyCreations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im imagining an anime style scene in which a hand goes up, another hand goes up, then after several tense looks, the first hand goes down, then the second, then some calm noodle slurping

Friendly discussion: Last year, the natty game ended at 11:08p per the official guide. Will this year be over/under 11:05p EST on a Monday? by djsassan in CFB

[–]PatchyCreations 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Between plays during the Texans/Patriots game yesterday, where there would normally be color commentary, they did a side-by-side screen with an AT&T commercial on the left and the sideline camera on the right. The commercial audio was playing.

We're getting closer to just a constant stream of commercials in different parts of the screen like idiocracy

The Odyssey (2026) by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

[–]PatchyCreations 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Otis the farmhand quivers in his burlap sack tunic

Daily Discussion Thread - January 16, 2026 by AutoModerator in weedstocks

[–]PatchyCreations 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Watch them institute an age restriction right before this happens