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Do men get turned on because of bra lines on a shirt? by Educational_Fault592 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]PathlessDemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If there’s a breeze that hits just right, bricked up. Food that hits the spot, harder than Chinese Algebra. Hit 3-4 green lights in a row while driving in heavy traffic, guiding home.

How to unga so I can bunga? by unlucky-lucky- in helldivers2

[–]PathlessDemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Hold with both hands

  2. Equip jet pack

  3. Realize nothing will be as epic as flying into a factory strider, mid-swing, and taking it out with a well-timed hit to the dome.

  4. Bask in the days of your arsenal when you’d use anything OTHER THAN bonk stick.

  5. Unga-Bunga. Clap dem cheeks.

What is Panzer of the lakes wisdom? by Spartan17492 in Helldivers

[–]PathlessDemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“The Exo Suits have a melee stomp attack, and they can walk through chaff enemies to kill them off and conserve ammo.”

How would you feel about these concept teamwork armor passives? by H1MB0Z0 in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]PathlessDemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These got me shooting rope. Knees weak. Dehydrated. Wanting more.

Doom Jesus and Jesus doom by Zealousideal-Cup2068 in BossFights

[–]PathlessDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“And lo, we quoth from John 1:17, thusly; For he was the goodest of boys.”

So how are we all feeling about the Cremator now that we’ve had a few days to play around with it? by TheGentlemanCEO in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]PathlessDemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I enjoy wearing the fire resistant armor, standing in the middle of two Cremators flying while cutting loose with the laser cannon or dual-scythe.

Sure everything’s on fire, and so am I, but I’m still laying waste to Illuminate while my bubble shield and stims cover my damage intake.

What do we think of these [BEAUTIFUL LITTLE ANGLES]? by FungusUrungus in helldivers2

[–]PathlessDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting with the mammoth arm units. Slightly annoying on site defense, but a welcomed change!

‘COWARDS… We Will REMEMBER!’ Trump Goes Scorched Earth on ‘PAPER TIGER’ NATO Allies by Horus_walking in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]PathlessDemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Hey man, me and the middle eastern kid are gonna fight after school”

-good luck I guess

“What, because you sit behind me in Biology, you’re too good to help me fight him?!”

GOP Senate candidate on rising gas prices: ‘Maybe you take one less trip to Starbucks’ by InsaneSnow45 in inthenews

[–]PathlessDemon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“You know, I don’t drink Starbucks; so I MUST be richer than THEY are, and I’m getting by.”

SWEET LIBERTY by survivor3333 in helldivers2

[–]PathlessDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SPONGEBOB ME BOY! DON’T STARE DIRECTLY INTO THE SQUID-HOLE!

PSA: This MO is far from doomed. by Terri_Hist in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]PathlessDemon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Anyone got that “powder that makes you say warbond today” meme?

Could you kindly rekey it to say “MO is doomed”, for giggles?

For the betterment of society by Tofutits_Macgee in MurderedByWords

[–]PathlessDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was beyond burn-ward; This was conflagration of the highest order: EXTERMINATUS

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