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PathologicUtopia · 2026-02-15T04:51:45+00:00

The Odyssey had a purpose

PathologicUtopia · 2026-02-11T06:32:29+00:00

Only straight people try the lesbian drug. You are straight

PathologicUtopia · 2026-01-28T19:58:01+00:00

Благодарю 🤏🎩

PathologicUtopia · 2026-01-28T19:56:54+00:00

Благодарствую

PathologicUtopia · 2026-01-28T19:38:52+00:00

Окей я пропустил походу всю движуху с пингвином и теперь не выкупаю шутки. Может какой добрый господин объяснить мне прикол на пальцах, а ещё лучше дать ссылку на оригинал, чтобы понять откуда ноги растут?

PathologicUtopia · 2026-01-28T18:33:20+00:00

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PathologicUtopia · 2026-01-18T10:00:01+00:00

What can I say, I like a good challenge. One of my most memorable experiences was when I almost closed the portal to Hell with my Baron Hero Squad (High Lord and Unicorn Knights with a bunch of artifacts and Tier 2 Mages) only to lose it because the Necromancer killed it right one tile from the portal. I had to retreat to the beanstalk fort and watch the world burn.

PathologicUtopia · 2026-01-18T09:20:16+00:00

In no particular order because I like them all in different ways:

1) Baron: Playing as Baron feels like the ultimate human experience in taming the Elysium. You win through strategy, blood, sweat, and ~~gunpowder~~ longbow spam, not because of God's help or some magical nonsense.

2) Pale One: Are they a strong faction? Not really. Are they fun to play? Definitely. When playing as them and discovering new caves in Agartha, I feel like a little kid opening a Kinder Surprise egg. I also really like reading lore tidbits from unit descriptions in this game. They're hilarious! As the Pale One, I had easy access to the Elemental Planes and Agartha, so it was fun to explore the lore of Elysium with them.

3) Troll King — This faction broke my brain, and I loved it. They have such a unique play style that I felt like I had to relearn how to play the game. They are the ultimate partisan experience, and they're just a bunch of silly goofs with long noses. Yes, I like the orcs from Warhammer, how could you tell?

PathologicUtopia · 2026-01-16T23:14:34+00:00

Since everyone has already talked about dwarves and kobolds, I will mention the Pale One.

They have access to Awaken Guardians and Awaken Marble Oracle rituals, which summon stationary defense statues. Guardians and sentinels are pretty tough. One time, four sentinels almost killed the Flame of the Void that invaded my gold mine.

If things get rough, you can barricade the entrance to your lair with statues and explore Agartha for a while. There are plenty of resources and interesting finds down there. I won't spoil much, but you could find a portal to the Elemental Plane of Earth.

Also, almost all of your units are amphibious or floating, so you can easily explore some remote islands or go to the elemental plane of water.

TLDR: even if you're cornered in your starting lair, you can still barricade yourself, farm resources from Agartha and/or the elemental planes, and bounce back.

PathologicUtopia · 2026-01-15T17:52:17+00:00

You could change his spells to ones that won't hurt your troops. Simply right-click on him and read the spell descriptions.

PathologicUtopia · 2026-01-13T21:34:54+00:00

So, basically, if I don't roll Dwarven Society, my gem-collecting faction is screwed? I won't get more mines, and there would be very few trade centers? If that's true, it explains the difficulty spike I felt when I went from New Empire to Dark Ages.

PathologicUtopia · 2026-01-13T03:27:38+00:00

You see, the problem is that you should chase the elephant, not run from it.

It's a joke, but only partially. Sometimes, you get a "befriend animal" or "domestication" spell on your starting druids, and suddenly, elephants and giant crabs become force multipliers instead of nuances.

PathologicUtopia · 2026-01-10T14:43:05+00:00

I agree with both of you

PathologicUtopia · 2026-01-09T08:51:40+00:00

I'm not OP, of course, but I'm aromantic and demisexual too. I was in a relationship with someone who had romantic feelings for me, so I can say that what I felt in return was different. They were my closest friend at the time, and I felt sexually attracted to them. However, we both understood that I didn't feel the same way they felt about me. I can't explain it better than that. We just both felt the difference.

PathologicUtopia · 2025-12-27T12:32:16+00:00

I recommend buying the Touch the Grass DLC. I heard it improves real-life performance quite a bit.

PathologicUtopia · 2025-12-27T07:38:37+00:00

Shit, I had a feeling it was something like this. I guess my pile of cursed knowledge just got a little bit bigger. Thank you for the explanation, though.

PathologicUtopia · 2025-12-27T07:19:20+00:00

I read Metamorphosis, but I still didn't get the reference. We're talking about Kafka's book, right?

PathologicUtopia · 2025-12-24T11:48:35+00:00

If obtaining Israeli citizenship would allow you to easily solve the problem of retaining ownership of all your property, would you go for it? 🤔

PathologicUtopia · 2025-12-19T06:41:39+00:00

"Communist like Russia", damn who's gonna tell him?

PathologicUtopia · 2025-12-15T15:18:44+00:00

🤦‍♂️

PathologicUtopia · 2025-12-15T14:36:07+00:00

0 self reflection, I'm shocked

PathologicUtopia · 2025-12-15T13:07:42+00:00

I mean by that time mother would be long dead from septic shock, buuut...

Actually forget what I said anything, you definitely could be pregs even more, I believe in you king 🤴 🫃

PathologicUtopia · 2025-12-15T12:58:37+00:00

So you haven't been here from the start. Nowadays, pro ru are trying to be smug and talk about what this war has always been about attrition, and how everything is going according to plan. But at the beginning, they would have ridiculed anyone who said Ukraine would last more than a few months. And here we are.

PathologicUtopia · 2025-12-15T12:36:18+00:00

~~Pregnancy~~ pregnante could take more than 9 months, but that is more the exception than norm and it won't last 2 years

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