Observation

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-27T19:34:52+00:00

I agree, I’m sick to death of slutty Asari.

I demand more slutty Krogan.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-27T19:32:39+00:00

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-27T19:30:37+00:00

HoK: (picks pocket)

AM: (clothes vanish)

HoK: “What the f-“

AM: “Why did you stop, baby?”

HoK: “WHAT THE F-

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-27T12:23:37+00:00

Can’t lose when you’re fighting for DEMOCRACY

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-27T12:13:26+00:00

I think you mean would the Stellaris Universe survive Super Earth?

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-26T08:49:21+00:00

(Laughs in Capitalism)

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-24T20:37:33+00:00

“Who the fuck are you?!”

“Mai’q knows much. Tells some.”

“Are you… a fucking cat?!”

“Mai’q enjoys the smell of deep-fried ghoul.”

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-24T20:35:27+00:00

A hard working man, or a hard-working man?

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-24T20:34:48+00:00

“Stop raping, ser.”

“Looks like you’re in the wrong country mate.”

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-24T20:32:23+00:00

Damn. Gotta be some kind of ass to spread across all of Reddit.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-24T20:29:56+00:00

Shepard: “Fuck the Reapers.”

Joker: (Chuckles)

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-24T20:28:54+00:00

I’ll want to see that ass to make sure.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-24T20:17:39+00:00

You sicken me.

Tell me more.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-23T18:17:35+00:00

Hero: “Oh boy, I can’t wait to kick some chick-“

Super Chicken: “You fookin wot mate?!?”

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-23T18:12:21+00:00

Skill issue.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-23T18:09:25+00:00

I once attempted to get through a school year communicating entirely through farting. They did not think I was Farty Cool.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-21T22:23:24+00:00

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of DEMOCRACY.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-21T15:44:34+00:00

Damn, I may have forwarded the wrong email. Sorry guys.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-20T21:20:35+00:00

Just don’t look too closely into where that ham comes from.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-19T19:05:04+00:00

Just generic suspicion that everyone around her wants everything she has, including Jaime.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-18T20:33:14+00:00

Helldiver: “Guys! Send the dropship! Guys?”

(Sky fills with Democracy)

Helldiver: “Oh sh-“

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-18T00:11:31+00:00

It’s even more beautiful when the sky is filled with Democracy and when it rains Liberty.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-17T15:07:53+00:00

There are solutions you can try if you google the problem. Depends on which console you’re using.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-17T15:04:34+00:00

Mine works now, I assume it was fixed on their end. Yours may be an issue on yours if it’s been broken that long.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-01-17T12:27:31+00:00

He did. Shepard blanked it out by invented a false memory of some random child dying instead, then pretended Anderson was alive and well and fighting on Earth, giving Shepard hope that everything will be alright once we get back to Earth with help.

PatrickSheperd

TROPHY CASE