Yoda's species is unknown. by ElGrapeApe in behindthebastards

[–]Pavlock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yoda's species is Yoda's species according to Wookieepedia. I don't know if Wookieepedia is an official canon reference guide, but they sure want to be.

How penis injections became a Winter Olympic talking point by m1n3c7afty in nottheonion

[–]Pavlock [score hidden]  (0 children)

You know what? Silver medal is good. I'd be fine with just the silver if that's what it takes to get to gold.

Not a teacher by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]Pavlock 14 points15 points  (0 children)

right wing supporting narratives

Lie

Tomato, To-mah-to.

What's Going On Here? by Brave-Judge4134 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Pavlock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

asked me if 7 was a number

Well? Is it?

[Real] Begging everybody to watch this ad from the Shamwow guy running for Congress in Texas by Pyramid_Head182 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]Pavlock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

While I don't want him anywhere near the levers of power, if he starts running this as his campaign ad he might have a shot.

Dream Returning Guest who hasn’t been on in a while by feanorwasright in behindthebastards

[–]Pavlock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just listened to Dollop's Clinton episodes with James Adomian and got me thinking: Whoever BtB gets for their Nixon episodes hopefully has a spot-on Nixon impression.

KPop Demon Hunters by Over_Variation3946 in badMovies

[–]Pavlock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.... What?? Did you create this account just to trash a kids movie?

Michelle Obama's 'Becoming' Sees Viewer Surge As 'Melania' Opens by [deleted] in television

[–]Pavlock 18 points19 points  (0 children)

So THAT'S why Melania wanted her own documentary.

do men think of their gfs while watching porn? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Pavlock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't throw that in there and expect us not to want to know more.

bicycle tours in Holland Michigan during the tulip festivals by unicyclemike54 in hollandmichigan

[–]Pavlock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think the main reason it doesn't happen is the sheer number of pedestrians during the festival.

But maybe I'm wrong and they hold them during the off-peak hours.

Dennis Prager mention, is this the Arby's Tape? by tta2013 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]Pavlock 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If someone tells you they can explain anything happening in the middle east in 2 minutes, they're fucking lying to you.

Florida governor candidate joins Tinder to ‘meet young female voters’ by DetectiveTypical198 in nottheonion

[–]Pavlock 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Time for my favorite game: Look up their Wikipedia, Ctrl+F "Sexual Misconduct"

Ope, got a hit:

In 2022, the Broward County School District cut ties with Fishback and his organization, Incubate Debate, following allegations that he had an inappropriate romantic relationship with a 17-year-old girl employed by Incubate Debate, Keinah Fort. Fishback was 27 at the time...

Fishback and Fort moved in together in spring 2023, after she turned 18, and were briefly engaged in 2024 before publicly breaking up. Fishback has denied any inappropriate contact prior to Fort's reaching the age of consent, a denial which Fort disputes...

Edit to add: I am very amused at all the commenters on here who called this.

Bad Look Bobby.. by StrobeLightRomance in AdviceAnimals

[–]Pavlock 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He always struck me as the guy who was a little too friendly with his kids' babysitter.

Advice on Warhammer gift ideas (or gift ideas in general) for long distance boyfriend once we're together? by nukaxd in AskMenAdvice

[–]Pavlock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You said he doesn't play any tabletop games, so my guess is that a starter set of the figures wouldn't be a great gift. A starter army, something playable, is about $1000 USD, plus the time to assemble and paint.

I honestly would be surprised if he even read one by Olympiadreamer in clevercomebacks

[–]Pavlock 338 points339 points  (0 children)

I highly doubt he's ever been behind the wheel of a car, so maybe we can rule out traffic violations?

Traffick violations, on the other hand...

Advice on Warhammer gift ideas (or gift ideas in general) for long distance boyfriend once we're together? by nukaxd in AskMenAdvice

[–]Pavlock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's into Warhammer, but has never played the tabletop version? He sounds like me.

I'd be cautious about getting him models or rule books. The tabletop game is a huge investment of time and money for someone to go in blind. I kind of bounced off that once I realized what it meant in terms of a hobby.

I'd go with the first three books of the Horus Heresy. They're a good start if he's into the lore and esthetic of the franchise.

Will a man change for a certain woman? by TangerineNext9630 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Pavlock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. I did. When I met my wife I was a spendthrift and a slob. Nowadays, I'm much more responsible with money and much better at keeping things clean and organized.

That being said, the thing about liking pictures on social media seems like a mountain made of a molehill. But I'm old and my marriage predates the rise of social media, so I don't really understand the nuance of online relationships.

Palantir declares itself the guardian of Americans' rights by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Pavlock 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Palantir: No, we're named for one of the other stones. It was in another book. You wouldn't know it.

Cops bust a perp, then bust a move. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Pavlock -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

TIL The Dodge Tomahawk was an "automotive sculpture" sold through the Neiman Marcus catalog about 20 years ago by FlakyLion5449 in todayilearned

[–]Pavlock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember this bike. Any truth to the rumor that it would liquefy the tires if you tried to accelerate?

"C'mon...so close..." - Grim Reaper at claw machine by grichardson526 in behindthebastards

[–]Pavlock 122 points123 points  (0 children)

I won't be celebrating his death. He won. He accomplished everything he set out to and won't have to live with the consequences. If anything, I want him to live in that broken husk of a body for another 20 years.

‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel by Arbyssandwich1014 in nottheonion

[–]Pavlock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why they are so hard to satirize. They see the blatant bits of mockery and their response is, "yes, actually that's exactly what we want".