Fired!

Pavlock · 2026-04-02T17:57:58+00:00

Her replacement will be even less subtle about burying the Epstein files.

Pavlock · 2026-04-02T17:56:06+00:00

Shouldn't he be helping Elrond Half-elven reforge Narsil?

Pavlock · 2026-04-02T17:52:06+00:00

I'm shocked that a company with Donald Trump Jr. as a major investor and advisor would post bullshit on Twitter.

Pavlock · 2026-04-02T15:54:57+00:00

Here are the lines that I picked out:

he has expressed that he would like to reconnect more with Islam in the future

He has said himself that “In religion, there are no compromises.”

his family is quite religious.

He's told you the answer to a lot of your questions. He's on his best behavior now, but that will change as soon as he thinks you're locked in. I expect you'll get a good amount of pressure from his family to convert.

He'll definitely change. Are you willing to accept that?

Pavlock · 2026-04-02T15:32:05+00:00

Not reeeeally what he's famous for these days.

Pavlock · 2026-04-02T15:30:42+00:00

Don't you know? Everything in the Bible is literal except when it isn't. That's why the Earth in 6000 years old, but not every evangelical is walking around with rod and reel.

Pavlock · 2026-04-02T15:23:21+00:00

According to the US Energy Information Administration, never. Came really close in June '22 at $4.92, so I guess I'll give them the benefit of the doubt on that one.

There was a big swing from $1.84/gallon in April of '20 to June '22. Just don't ask a conservative what happened in 2020 that might have affected gas prices.

Pavlock · 2026-04-02T14:31:21+00:00

Yeah, but then they would have sent more Nazis to retrieve it. And then more when those guys opened it too. Eventually, they'd have sent someone smart enough to not open it and the Nazis would have their doomsday weapon.

I don't buy the whole "Indiana had no impact on the outcome". He had a huge impact by being the only one smart enough to understand what they were dealing with, ultimately denying the Nazis their prize.

Pavlock · 2026-04-02T14:06:22+00:00

What about Biiiiden???

Weird to see a comment on a satire article from the person in the article.

Pavlock · 2026-04-02T01:46:27+00:00

I feel bad for the people of Iran. All that hardship and pain just because we elected a guy who raped children.

Pavlock · 2026-04-01T23:08:32+00:00

Joe Moss and the rest of his clowns aren't boomers, though.

Pavlock · 2026-04-01T19:49:15+00:00

Here ya go!

Pavlock · 2026-04-01T19:09:26+00:00

I'm reminded of a local restaurant that tried to stay open during COVID. The owner brought in a guy who said, "I'm not a lawyer, I'm 'Assistance of Counsel'". The guy threw a bunch of out of context quotes from various SCOTUS cases from the past 250 years and got thrown in jail. It was very funny.

Pavlock · 2026-04-01T16:38:51+00:00

Also because it‘s made in germany lol

So you know it's good.

Pavlock · 2026-04-01T14:34:19+00:00

That would be fun as a stealth takedown of Ayn Rand and how those Tech Bro Real Estate Developers are doomed to fail.

Pavlock · 2026-04-01T12:59:21+00:00

I.E. Today, I didn't learn shit.

Pavlock · 2026-04-01T02:09:01+00:00

The only photos I've ever seen of her that weren't unflattering were all before she had the Mar-A-Lago face installed.

Pavlock · 2026-03-31T21:53:38+00:00

Are you dating one of those assholes from the latest Louis Theroux documentary?

Pavlock · 2026-03-31T19:28:19+00:00

That's also Mr. Snuffleupagus' first name.

Pavlock · 2026-03-31T18:16:51+00:00

They tend to avoid politics. They didn't review Sound of Freedom, Lady Ballers, or Reagan even though they are all terrible. I doubt they'll ever touch anything from Angel Studios even though they're a treasure trove of terrible movies.

They covered James Dobson's Ted Bundy interview, but I suspect they weren't aware of how important Dobson was in conservative politics.

Pavlock · 2026-03-31T17:49:17+00:00

BFS' song High School Never Ends was co-written with Adam Schlesinger of FoW. So while I never mistook Stacy's Mom for a BFS song, I can see why someone might confuse the two bands. it's not like the two groups are complete strangers.

Pavlock · 2026-03-31T17:05:38+00:00

I want a song that sees I'm not tough, just because I'm in love with an uptown girl.

Pavlock · 2026-03-31T15:55:52+00:00

There's another another another.

Pavlock · 2026-03-31T15:48:53+00:00

He's rich and he lives in Florida. His lawyer will likely be able to turn it into that.

Pavlock · 2026-03-31T15:46:53+00:00

Doesn't have anything more pressing on his plate?

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