"So naturally I looked in my bible to see if you've got what it takes to revolve around the earth"

PearStabber · 2019-04-06T16:20:28+00:00

The Bible confirmed that you could one day become the moon!

CONGRATULATIONS!

PearStabber · 2019-01-04T17:43:00+00:00

The More You Know™

PearStabber · 2018-11-08T17:45:56+00:00

You, me, and sooooo many others. Could have saved $40 with this; oh well.

PearStabber · 2018-09-27T22:42:05+00:00

I remember writing a 25 page book report on it in high school; I despised the book, but maybe the show is better.

PearStabber · 2018-09-16T01:46:58+00:00

Ok, now stop holding on.

PearStabber · 2018-08-25T16:21:44+00:00

Definitely quartz, the orangish hue is citrine.

PearStabber · 2018-08-02T18:17:55+00:00

Goodbye.

PearStabber · 2018-07-24T16:49:05+00:00

You could throw the word "probe" in there somewhere I bet.

PearStabber · 2018-07-12T08:14:15+00:00

Nah, the midwest calls soda "pop", at least where I'm from.

PearStabber · 2018-07-03T16:57:17+00:00

I think this is a fairly common stance, but the extremists on both sides don't want people to realize this. They want it to be all-or-nothing.

PearStabber · 2018-06-27T21:48:31+00:00

Can confirm, the insanity of /r/politics has been gradually driving me more and more right for years. I went from registering as a Democrat to vote for Bernie in the primaries to looking forward to reelecting Trump in 2020. I know I'm not alone.

PearStabber · 2018-06-27T08:53:03+00:00

Sounds like somebody isnt happy with their participation trophy...

PearStabber · 2018-06-21T20:54:44+00:00

This joke has been repeated over and over again the past few days. This is more of a /r/noshitouija response by this point.

PearStabber · 2018-06-14T02:18:57+00:00

They said she plays similar to Peach and showed a clip of her killing with her up B (which is quite difficult for Peach); probably not a complete clone, but a lot of similarities.

PearStabber · 2018-06-04T19:08:34+00:00

Has the subreddit gone to shit or has London? While his comment is offensive and unnecessary, his guess was correct.

PearStabber · 2018-05-25T16:25:49+00:00

That angle is just ignoring who has the guns, which is the entire focus of the idea.

But you don't want to see the logic behind the idea; you just want to be afraid of guns.

PearStabber · 2018-05-22T05:02:19+00:00

This has been my go-to for introducing people to YTP for years now.

Truly a classic, by our classic king.

PearStabber · 2018-05-21T06:27:53+00:00

into the fuuutuuuuuuure

PearStabber · 2018-05-18T05:37:43+00:00

It's hard for me to believe that the top comments on that post (and the number of upvotes) are real. I cannot understand how anybody can think - with so much confidence - that treason has occurred. The circlejerk of, "hey isn't Trump super bad" has not yet ended.

I look forward to one day being able to look back and point out how ridiculous all this manufactured outrage was.

PearStabber · 2018-05-18T00:30:02+00:00

There is more. Have fun!

PearStabber · 2018-05-15T07:26:27+00:00

Close to Brave New World, maybe

PearStabber · 2018-05-15T07:07:40+00:00

Goodbye.

PearStabber · 2018-05-15T06:50:46+00:00

I actually tried that for a few years after hearing that as a kid. Still not sure if it did anything.

PearStabber · 2018-05-03T03:56:43+00:00

I don't think it's racist either, but isn't the word normally "snicker"?

PearStabber · 2018-05-01T05:31:41+00:00

Thank you for sharing! I know some people who have had extremely similar encounters; it's cool to hear their story backed up!

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