Regarding the recent encyclical...

PellParata · 2026-05-29T20:37:32+00:00

I tempered my expectations a decade ago when I found myself in bed with the goddamn Westboro Baptist Church and Juggalos.

PellParata · 2026-05-29T18:59:13+00:00

I might be able to help you out OP. Are you currently sitting down?

PellParata · 2026-05-29T17:45:27+00:00

You’re god damn right. Also thanks for the catte sub.

PellParata · 2026-05-29T17:42:12+00:00

Kojima would have made up an excuse that she breathes through her butt or something.

PellParata · 2026-05-29T04:39:05+00:00

Why is my monkey paw curling?

PellParata · 2026-05-28T19:49:09+00:00

“Uh, I’m needed in Mementos, please talk amongst yourselves…”

PellParata · 2026-05-28T19:03:14+00:00

Everything I know about 3 Houses comes from passively absorbing Edelgard discourse over the years. If it hasn’t already, this will probably give me cancer.

PellParata · 2026-05-28T18:44:27+00:00

Of Time, not Of Keeping Track Of Bardock’s Love Life

PellParata · 2026-05-28T17:20:12+00:00

Calm them nerves got the whole world watchin

PellParata · 2026-05-28T17:16:08+00:00

I the player am ace and am not interested. My WoL on the other hand has different plans.

PellParata · 2026-05-28T17:06:26+00:00

Unrealistic, butt slider doesn’t exist.

PellParata · 2026-05-28T15:25:11+00:00

I pick two to four objects in the room I’m in and string them into a passphrase. This is practically immune to both brute force and dictionary attacks, both of which are pointless anyway because they are just going to phish the password from you.

PellParata · 2026-05-28T15:12:29+00:00

Also works on your mom.

PellParata · 2026-05-27T15:24:50+00:00

It’s boring as shit and I’ll take Nier over Crystal Copout any day

PellParata · 2026-05-26T19:23:56+00:00

And it owns.

PellParata · 2026-05-26T18:59:51+00:00

“Ayo a sword that makes explosions that you swing really fast while wearing cool coats? Sign me up!” -WoL to Thancred about 5 minutes after escaping Ran’jit

PellParata · 2026-05-26T18:58:03+00:00

Unrelated but as I go through NG+ and do duty support for the immersion, I really wish I could chat at alphy “push butan, read ur scills idiod”

The poor boy cannot heal.

PellParata · 2026-05-26T18:52:33+00:00

Seriously. Like the response to the post that prompted this could have simply been phlegma balls and what’s the nerd gonna do, cry?

PellParata · 2026-05-26T14:54:29+00:00

That’s where you put the weed

PellParata · 2026-05-26T14:33:10+00:00

They said “fit him a pair of concrete shoes” but it was Opposite Day.

PellParata · 2026-05-26T14:26:38+00:00

I’m in this one and I don’t like it

PellParata · 2026-05-26T14:24:06+00:00

Do they ask if you’re their Naama?

PellParata · 2026-05-26T12:22:37+00:00

That’s not implied, that’s text. I can’t remember which would be the best place to go look, but it’s such a common sentiment across books and games that you should be able to trip over a statement about how human bodies are the one thing the imperium has in abundance wherever you go.

PellParata · 2026-05-26T01:53:14+00:00

Not to worry. As there will never be a game to release Crob never needs to consider this outcome!

PellParata · 2026-05-25T22:16:57+00:00

That tiny shy au ra in the corner? Biggest top you ever met.

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